BEP Bitch!

Whats crackin. So like I said there was the Black Eyed Peas Concert that happened over the weekend. Now normally I wouldnt go to their concert as such but when I got offered a coupla freebies, I couldnt say no. I'm not saying I'm not a fan but then I'm not saying I am but I wouldnt pay for the concert if it came down to it. In any case having come back from a hectic night out the night before Sis' Nan invited me for...

...some Sunday breakfast. When's the last time I had a prepared meal on Sunday? Been a while it has

Thuur she is hooking us up with some of the illest freackin bacon strip EVER. I dont know what she put on em pork bangerz but dang!

Free Tickets Bitch! Noice!

The Roy came thru to scoop us up and make our way. Jeez this pic looks so gay. But it's still phucken funny. HAHAHA! Look at his face. LOL!

Ummm...yeah. Let's get the fuck outta here. (I'm so hungover!)
So here was the deal. I had about 8 tickets or whatnot. Bout 3 of them were for the"Golden Circle" and the rest were for the stands or the cheap seats. After much deliberation on who could go where we ended deciding that we should all sit with each other because we didnt want to lose nobody. And being the nice guy I am I decided to chill wit every one. Which would mean...

..the fucken cheap seats. Phuck! What a view

Look how the people on stage are just tiny little specks. And this is like the super-zoom on the camera

We were not impressed.

Alas the show did go on and I will say I was impressed with their performance though. Them boys got Talent. This is the ever present put-your-lighters-and-cellphones-in-the-air request from the band(yeah the pic is blurry I know but what could I do? Twaz the cheap seats yo!)

Keepin it Gangstarr

This guy was Sofa King Funny! Everytime a song that he liked came on, he would go into some weird ass spasm. Almost like he was at the point of orgasm. His legs were kicking all up in the air and he would pull this strained face. I could just imagine his toes were curling inside his kicks like he was busting a nut.

Sugar Ray Nuts

ADDENDUM: These pics are from Liv who was at the Sun City Concert. Had to comensate for the kak quality of the pics with her's. Oh PS - A Backstage Pass is the shit innit?

Ah, these could do justice. Oh thats Apl.B.Ap the Phillipino.

Taboo the Mexican and his chick(dang!).

Will.I.Am the Yankee. Apparantly she had to sneak up behind him to get this shot. She took a coupla shots of his back turned to get his attention. Then as soon as he turned then SNAP! Sneaky innit? No Fergie pics though. Boo!

Orale Esse'

What a weekend. So here's a bit of a round of the Saturday. I'll get to the Sunday cause it needs its own posting all together. Anyway The ESPN AllStar Basketball Game was goin on in Rosebank. If anyone likes basketball then you'd know that this is one of the most entertaining games you'll ever see in SAfrica. And besides even if you didnt like watching basketball you'd still have a buck-load of chicks to check out. And my gawd were they out in their numbers. I woke up with a hangover on Saturday at about 15h30 and realised I was about to miss out on the action if I didnt get my ass up soon.

So I rocked up just in time for the main event. These guys sure can entertain a crowd. I mean the whole game was just guys doing tricks and serious dunking! If you look carefully, you'll notice that the guy there is cocked up to do some serious damage to the rim. All you could hear around you all day was "ooooh" and "aaaaaaah".

As you'd expect, the usual suspects were there. P, Sneed and me loungin' and sneakin in a blunt in public.


Koko and Soul2Soul strike a pose. LOL! There would have been more foto's but I was too busy gettin my scope on. Anyway twaz time to get the crunk on. I mean no Saturday is seriously a Saturday without any liks in the mix. Besides we were all so dizzy from the amount of chicks that were at the basketball we needed to quench our thirsts....

....hence us at the liquor store. You know whats weird about this pic is that you'd think you were in the hood or something. Everyone know that i-bottle store from ekasi looks just like this innit. Nope. Straight in the 'burbs. Plus it was open till late. A bit suspect innit?

Oh yeah boyee! Its on now.

Me and Ogeezy my neezy! So we decided to get back to the crib and next thing you know there's this big ass party goin on. Okay maybe not a big-ass party party but there was a number of people in an all-of-a-sudden smokey, dimly-lit room. We were like, WHAT THE FUCK??? The house is full of people we didnt even know. To be honest I didnt really mind that much cause when I skimmed through the crowd I saw...

...this chick. I forgot her name but OMFG! She's the hottest chick I've seen this year, seriously! The pic doesnt do her justice, but beleive me she's blazing! Phew!

Side view. ***drooool***. I spent a large majority of the night trying to find something wrong with her but alas I was unsuccessful. Can you believe that? I mean I couldnt find nothing wrong with her. WOW

Anyway my girl Sbash was also in the house. She's up in Joburg from my hometown CapeTown! Jeez everyone's moving up here it seems. Then people in their drunken state decided to play cards and actually bet their belongings on a game of crazy8. If you know black people then you know that the only game we know how to play is crazy8. Dont tell us nothing bout poker or blackjack or nuthin. Thats our story and we stickin to it. Hence

...the game in progress. Someone decided that it would be fun if we actually bet the game on something as apposed to just playing for nothing. Some were keen and other's weren't. Eventually most people pulled out and all there was left was a cellphone, R100 note and some lip balm. Out of a game of best out of three I think Koko came out on top. Needless to say, someone was rather pissed off that they had a lost a phone...sucka!

This when my camera decided to die on me. Pity. I had more sneeky "mystery girl" perving to do. The night progressed to a club somewhere out there and ended in the wee-hours of the mornin.

The Sunday was good too. Went to the Black Eyed Peas Concert. More pics comin soon.

KHU - YA - BAHN - DA

Its Phucken cold!

On my way to work today I actually had to stop and pick up one of my fingers from the tarmac. It fell clean off.

Good Gawd!

On The Streets

Whoo-Hoo! So like I said, I finally got myself a plan to get some pics on this mo'fo so here we go. These are from the past weekend. Actually in comparison to a lot of other's it was kinda tame, although I never pass up a chance to go out and do anything mildly entertaining. So I was loungin at the crib on Friday minding my own business when I heard a knock at the door. My main man J came thru on his way to his crib and said we must go out for a drink or two. Who Am I to say no? So we hopped in his Green Destiny and decided to get our asses out on the streets and see whats really goin down. So on our way we bumped into Soulman and the rest of 'em on their way to the Bowls Club to knock a couple of cold one's back.
Soon as we got there the liks started flowin. Needless to say, the crunkidy-crunkness kicked in pretty soon after that. Its kinda hard to see but check out my Fat Albert top! HEY HEY HEY!!!

Beer + Food + Not going to the toilet = Taking a dump in public. Look at his face, he's got a proper turtlehead on his hands. HAHAHA!

Soulman was not impressed. But Koko was.

Sneed and Koko cold lamping. Eventually we came to a consensus and decided to bounce and go to Melville. Yeah I know, I know, I said that I wouldnt go there again any time soon but when I got a kite that...

...Sis' Nan was gona be there, so I couldnt resist. Awww yeah! That's my new neighbour yo. She is the

Best. Chick. Ever.

King and T-Money perfecting the cold-lamping pose. But...

...they got nothing on this pose. Thats serious cold lampin. Props to Sneed for looking mad Gangstarr. No props to Koko for lookin...well...uhm...just look at him. HAHA! But then again by this stage peeps were so twisted any other type of position would be hard to compose.

The rest of the evening composed of copious amount of liquor being consumed and I really was not in the mood to take any more pics. Actually I did but I have to say that they are not even worth postin. Unless you want to see squiggly lights and stuff.

Eezy Peezy Lemon Squeezy!

Evening at the Grillhouse

Phuck. I cant believe I missed out on such a great photo opp last night. Damn! Okay I'll blame it on the liks(and a blunt or two) if it comes down to it. Well what had happened was that I uhm...uh...well....uh...ah fuck it! I guess I'm gona have to at least break down what the jist of the evening was. I feel like you looking at me like:

Ah well fuck it. Okay so here goes:

So I got a kite(that's a message by the way) from a friend of mine that she's moved literally one street away from me. How friggin awesome is that shit! So I hopped on my scooter and went to check her out cause thats what friends do. Well to cut a long story short we basically got to catch up on old times and she told me that a friend of ours Young Loy was having his birthday party at the Grillhouse. So we decided to go check it out and when we got there we realised that not only was he celebrating his birthday but there was also a farewell shindig for Kag Rock and The Barker.

*this is when I'm really kicking myself cause the pics should be for you to see, but alas...they are not*

Anyway, like I was saying these guys and a bunch of other comedians and people in the industry decided to make a film called Bunny Chow(write that down...no seriously) with a whole array of actors from SAfrica. So tomorrow they are hopping onto a plane and going to...wait for it...The Cannes International Movie Festival!!! Like Yessus right?!?! I couldnt believe it. So listen to me when I say that the next oscar nominated flick from SA is gona be coming from my people's yo! I'm so proud...
So in any case we were all there and having a ball and keepsin it proper chilled. So out of the blue Young Loy decides to get thoroughly trashed and get on top of tables and get down. Needless to say he was almost kicked out for his unruly behaviour and for breaking a table he was jumping on. So in the classic way that birthday boys end up, an entire hour later we found him snuggled on one of the couches conked the fuck out! Classic.

Anyway, twaz a great evening actually. Needless to say that I got minimal sleep but at least I wasnt drinking this time 'round. At least not as much as usual.

Till the next installment in "The Days of My Life" my pedigree chums!

Peaces!

El' Yay

I am happy to say that I have (finally) made a plan to get some pics up on this blog. Although it cannot happen today cause I have nothing to document, or that I'm just too lazy to do anything about it today. Besides that I'm pretty content with myself today. I got the itchy fingers for the weekend though. This always happens on Friday's. I have no idea what the weekend has in store for me so I'm easy like Sunday morning. With that said:

I'm out. Yippy kay yay motherfuckers!

Bobbin' and Weavin'

Im having a shitty day. Leave it to me to have to be in the office at 8 inna mornin and go out drinking the night before. My body is in turmoil. I feel like my kidneys are having a kickboxing session with my torso. And lo' and behold what greets me in the morning. My brother using the loudest friggin' shaver in the world to trim his mug. Rude awakening? I think so. Cranky? Hell yeah! Not a wise way to start the day. And being in the industry where I have to speak to people the whole day doesn't make things any better. Fuck. I sometimes just wish I could just have my morning coffee and when people ask me stupid questions I could put on my best smile and say:

'Nuff said. HAHAHAH!

I guess my only solace is knowing that it's Thursday and then 'twill be Friday which is only one more day to the German Bierfest. El yay! I haven't been to one yet in my life and from what I've heard its quite the experience. Nothing better than to chase away the blues of any young man with more liks(liquour for those didnt know). Should be fun. Should be filled with some beautiful young creatures looking for a bit of lovin'. And who better to fulfill their needs? Hmmm? Who? Me? Really? Oh thank you you're too kind. That's what I thought. Let the madness begin...

Fuck this, I'm gona make a plan and get some pics as best as I can. 'N man moet a plan maak' as they say in Afrikaans.(Shit thats the most I know next to a few other phrases. God forbid anybody starts to have a converstaion with me. Yowza!) So here is me solemly swearing to be as efficient about geting some pics up. In the words of James Brown: "Watch me!"(spinning and hair-juice flying all over the place!).

***Standing with back upright, clutching fist to the heart and in loud sing-song***

"I pleadge allegiance to the blog of Fluffy Dice that I will do as promised. If I dont and you dont like it then I request that you have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up"...Well you get the point.

Peaces!

PS - My head hurts

Throw your dice in the air!

I hate this office shit. Corporate South Africa is a bore. You know what I always wonder. Say for example you're sick for the day or maybe you had to go somewhere at about 11 in the morning and you have to go to the pharmacy or whatever and you find that the streets are just full of cars and people lurking around. What are those people doing? Dont they have jobs? I can put down 500 bucks to bet that there's a traffic jam somewhere in Joburg at 12 inna noontime. I can understand the few that have a meeting to go to or the delivery guys or even the street Vendors. What about the rest? All the people walking around at The Zone or Sandton shopping centre, or the people just cruising the streets or hanging out at the arcade. I have no idea. Dont ya'll have some bills to pay or some shit? Obviously I'm in the wrong industry. Shit I wish I could be out there in the streets doing fuckall. Or maybe I just get me a government tendor for some bullshit and get all BEE on all these motherfuckers!


....just pondering.....

Mobility grinded to a halt

NOTE: This post has been deemed more raw than others. Viewer discretion is advised for sensitive readers

Phuck. I'm pissed off! My phone was stolen last week and I'm soooo not impressed. So I reiterate...FUCK! Things are going to be slow for a while, have to get shit sorted out. My oh-so-ahead-of-everybodies-time beauty has been taken away from me. Okay granted I was rather hammered when it happened but that's still no excuse. I think I would be less mad if I lost it as opposed to it being stolen from right under my nose. Curse Melville and its fake hippie rastas! And can you beleive I called the fucker right after it was stolen and the dipshit answered the phone. This is what the conversation was like:

Me: Hello
Him: Umm...hello
Me: Who is this
Him: Why? Who wants to know?
Me: Nevermind. Can I ask you a question?
Him: Sure
Me: Did you steal my phone?
Him:I guess, I didnt know it was yours.
Me: Can I have it back?
Him: Naw...I think I'll use it for a while. Finder's keepers.
Me: Can I get my sim card back at least? You can drop it somewhere and I'll pick it up? Please dude!
Him: Umm no...Ive got to go. How do you switch this thing off?
Me: HEEEEY!!!!

*Click*

Me: You little fucker. I hope I catch you piece of @#$%^& #Y*$& mother phucken #$%^&*!!!!!!!

You'd think this was straight out of a movie or some shit right? Bastard. I hope he sits on a toilet and get's infested by crabs that will eternally curse him itchy-crotchiness!!! First my iPod then my phone and then I almost thought I lost the car keys too. Maybe this is a sign from a higher power to no longer be buddies with Melville, but acquaintances. I vow to stay as far away from Melville for as long as possible...
When I see people with nice phones (or phones in general) now I feel like:

Well you get the point...
Guess this just encourages me to get my Digi Cam sooner. Damn and here I was getting all excited bout my new blog and all that. Ah well I will have to be content with what I have for the present moment and I shall keep the blog abreast of things to come.

Until then my Pedigree Chums!
Peaces!

PS. I changed the to Fluffy Dice. Let 'em hang baby, Let 'em hang...