Phuck. I'm pissed off! My phone was stolen last week and I'm soooo not impressed. So I reiterate...FUCK! Things are going to be slow for a while, have to get shit sorted out. My oh-so-ahead-of-everybodies-time beauty has been taken away from me. Okay granted I was rather hammered when it happened but that's still no excuse. I think I would be less mad if I lost it as opposed to it being stolen from right under my nose. Curse Melville and its fake hippie rastas! And can you beleive I called the fucker right after it was stolen and the dipshit answered the phone. This is what the conversation was like:
Me: Hello
Him: Umm...hello
Me: Who is this
Him: Why? Who wants to know?
Me: Nevermind. Can I ask you a question?
Him: Sure
Me: Did you steal my phone?
Him:I guess, I didnt know it was yours.
Me: Can I have it back?
Him: Naw...I think I'll use it for a while. Finder's keepers.
Me: Can I get my sim card back at least? You can drop it somewhere and I'll pick it up? Please dude!
Him: Umm no...Ive got to go. How do you switch this thing off?
Me: HEEEEY!!!!
*Click*
Me: You little fucker. I hope I catch you piece of @#$%^& #Y*$& mother phucken #$%^&*!!!!!!!
You'd think this was straight out of a movie or some shit right? Bastard. I hope he sits on a toilet and get's infested by crabs that will eternally curse him itchy-crotchiness!!! First my iPod then my phone and then I almost thought I lost the car keys too. Maybe this is a sign from a higher power to no longer be buddies with Melville, but acquaintances. I vow to stay as far away from Melville for as long as possible...
When I see people with nice phones (or phones in general) now I feel like:
Guess this just encourages me to get my Digi Cam sooner. Damn and here I was getting all excited bout my new blog and all that. Ah well I will have to be content with what I have for the present moment and I shall keep the blog abreast of things to come.
Until then my Pedigree Chums!
Peaces!
PS. I changed the to Fluffy Dice. Let 'em hang baby, Let 'em hang...
6 comments:
Yeah i've had that unfortunate experience twice in my life. Its such a pain to not have a mobile!!!
Tell me about it. But hey I think I'm getting over it slowly but surely. Thanks for the words of encouragememnt...if thats what they is?! I feel like going out to steal myself one too, but that's too low. I feel like my morals and my instincts are in a battle of wits to see who can outsmart who. Shit!
Dude, classic. I had the same thing happen to me over the weekend (read my post), but they didn't answer my phone.
Love the blog, btw. Also the Fuzzy Dice thing. I happen to own my very own red pair of fuzzys. Bless them.
Peas - Hey I checked your blog, you havent done a bad job yourself with that blog. Nice one! Damn you came #2 for the Media24 thingy? Fresh. Funny I didnt know SAfrican's were into blogging.
Raise your fluffy in the air!
I'm raising them! ;)
best regards, nice info » » »
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