03 February 2010

"Synergy. I dont remember what happened but whatever did happen was a fucken ride!" Wally

This is one of those posts that you see months later and be like "Whoah that shit was cool. Why didnt I go". Just to get you up to date I was invited to the Synergy Live Festival a coupla coupla ago to go and do the thing that I do. Now I'll be honest, this is the second festival I have EVER been at. EVER! And to be honest I have no idea why in the fuck I havent been to festivals before. That shit is bangin! If I could do that kinda shit every second weekend I'd be a happy guy. So much happened and to be honest my camera died out half way through the thing so I didnt even get to capture all the madness. But in truth even if my cam wasnt dead, i doubt I would have been able to even do that. All I'm gonna say is...it was good.

It was so fucken hot on the way I was tryin to capture the beads of sweat on my face. Alas, all I got was my big ass five-head with a lotta sunshine on it. No worries, you dont have to tell me, I know I got a big forehead. Im not ashamed. Although it is a damn shame how big it is...

In any case we got to the spot and after setting up our tent and getting our shit together we went out to see what was the whole deal with this festival. Next thing you know I bump into all the rappers. Yes its true all the fellas you see in this picture are rappers. ALL. Makes you think innit? Between all of them, all the shit they have to say, you could write a book. So what if the book is about bitches, beers and blunts. Its still a book innit? Haha!!

Also in the mix was Spooky. Pity cause she had to bounce early cause she had a gig back in the city on the same night so she couldnt stay over the weekend.And then I met these girls. To be honest I'm not one to know about who's who out in the mix out in these streets but these girls were apparently people in the bizz. Ahem....so...who gives a fuck right? *hand not raised*Then theres this guy. Hella talent. Thats all I'm going to say. Hella talant!
Andiwon in the mixAnd this dood.
I AM WAVES! "Okay, everybody go crazy" Haha!
So the evening rolled on and this crazy chica came out the wood works. A big bowl of fun she isSo as I was getting drunk, I remembered that I was kinda there for work, kinda, so I figured lemme go to the main stage and she exactly what was going on on the main stage. It was kinda cool. But I have to say, backstage was a load of crap. In all my experiences of backstage, they've always been shitty. WTF? Why cant I ever bump into a jiggy ass back stage with naked girls and fire-breathers. Just sayin...Anyway, so i went and did my photo thing....
And these guys were bout to get on. Not sure if this is the Dirty Skirts or The Parlotones or whatever. Honestly this is not my typsa music, but I figured somebody out there will appreciate theseAlways wanted to get a shot like this. Only thing missing is the crowd in the pic
So after all the Rock n Roll and Metal was done I went back to assignment and went into Rap City. See all my people(who just so happen to be rappers and DJ's...go figure) were performing on the Friday night in one tent. And in that same breath, they were all tenting right next to us. So HMac rightfully named our entire pack the Rap City
And this was the area. Just to get it out the way all that performed were Ill Skillz, Fifth Floor, Jaak, Rattex, ETC Crew. You might know em, you might not. If you dont then do yourself a favour and get to know them
HMac with the shequida's. All bullshit aside, they were pretty cool chicks considering.
PBody and JayMoney. I think this was the time of the night when we all decided to escape reality. And the next coupla pics tell why

My favourite pic of Griste
Haha! Ray Ray lookin, like a ponce!
And then this random cutie. I dont know who took this pic, but I'm glad they did
Haha! Can you tell I'm to' up! What a lovely evening
I had this whole speech lined up bout this picture to tell you how gay Ray looked in this pic but I completely forgot bout it. Anyway, count yourself luck guy. I was bout to tear you a new one
Flexx, doing Flexx kinda things. Anybody who has seen him perform knows this isnt anything new. I once saw him do an entire flip on stage while performing a verse. For real. So......yah....
And then there was this guy.

So I left the tent to go see what was happening out there in the 'streets'. And I saw these two chicks totallty tripping on some shit laughin their asses off on the grass. At least I thought it was two chicks, until upon closer inspection t was a dude and a girl. WTF. This whole androgynous thing goin too far. Just saying
Gummy Beary Juice!

And then the next morning came along. I will be honest, even though its months later while I write this post I still dont remember what happened that night. Alas...
...I woke up and stumbled out of my tent to Rap City to find KJF and her happy face. Mind you I think I was still a little fucked up from the previous eve.
And then...FUCKEN. GUM ON. MY. SHOE. fuck
And then I met this dime piece. One the first girls Ive met in a while who not only banging and really cool. These qualities are a rarity in this day and time. Ladies, take note
Check the stripes son!
HMac enjoy the glory of the sun, "Wake up out the bed, turn my swag on!!!!!!!!!!!" Haha!
This is errbody at like 11 inna morn. I wont lie, it was hot. We were sweating like a peado in a playground. But its so nice to wake up to have really cool people all round you. I really see why people do festivals. I WANT MORE!
And we hung out, talked shit...
...sprayed sun tan lotion all over our faces...
...posed in pictures...
...and took pretty pictures of our legs.
When things got a little hot, we decided to go to the river and cool off. It was so incredible! The entire river was filled with people drinking and laughing. Only thing bothering me was people pissing and getting that piss hitting you downstream. Although after a while, when you zooted those kinda things dont matter any more.
Kio, knocking back a cold one
Black face :)
Me and Lala being stoopid
And her eating a lolly

All in all it was a right good time. I wish my camera was still good but it died just after this. The festival was hella dope.

Im signing off. Till the next


20 January 2010

My First Halloween. Okay My First Dress Up Halloween

Alright, now I have to say before I get into this that I just might get a lot of grief for this post. Not because I'm going to say anything out of the ordinary or anything like that, just because I'm going to show you a picture that has people still dissing my ass to this day. Look Ive said it once and I'll say it again. I just dont give a fuck. So go ahead and judge me if you want but whats done is done. Okay lets not get into it yet, you'll see soon enough what I'm talking about. Lemme set the scene:

It was a cold dark night, and the wind was howling like the banshees!...

Haha, I kid. This isnt a horror story. My buddys eMKeezy and Ant had a joined birthday party recently. And coincidentally the party fell on the same day as Halloween. The theme for the party was Gangsters and Hipsters. This is how it went down
And right on que, the two hosts. If you guys are reading this, thanks for the epic party. It was grand
Haha, so P-Body, Sneed and AD went as gangsters and this is P's attempt at the NWA gangster. I say he pulled it off. Except that gay ass pose
And the gangser couple. If I'm not mistaken this is the Blood & Crypts vibe right? Haha, check out Cee's drawls are all hanging above her shirt. Ola cholito!
Sneed getting busy and burning some rug. Oh shit, I just noticed that chica behind him is totally checking his booty out. Haha!
Oh shit! Yeah I have to be honest that I am sooooo much more trigger happy when this little guy is around. So anybody out there who wants to book me to shoot at their party, just remember this little tidbit. Jager = 8/10, Tequila = 10/10. You'll be a happy client I promise
Ant was very generous with the helpings. Thanks Ant, it was delicious!
Haha, Seebs pulling out the gang signs. Actually now that I think about it, everybody dressed as gangsters that night. I was the only dood who didnt. You wanna see what I rocked. Just wait for it...
We had some skeletor and pirate vibes in the building
This pic is actually hilarious. ot cause of anything in the picture but the time I took it I had a chicken wang in my hand. Haha, funny story actually, so emkeezy and ant asked Ray Ray to Dj at their party and all he asked for was a box of chicken wings from Chicken Licken. Somehow the wangs got free and there was a stage when errbody had a wing in their hand and getting busy on the dancefloor. Hilarity
The corporate massive! I swear if you saw these guys on a regular day you'd never guess.
Look at that face. Its like in his head he's thinking "mmmmmmh". Know why? Cause Dor is giving him the finger from behind. Haha!
Ah sweetness.
"JY!!! Who the fuck are you looking at? You wanna start some shit?...
...keep looking and i'm gonna stick the size 5 Nike's......in your ass!!!!" BWAHAHAHAHA!
Feeling the vaaaab.
Getting that love from my girl emkeezy.
The gangsters in the building. Ntja's outfit killed me. Not cause of any thing obvious, but because...
of the tattoos. HAHAHA! The classic MOM tattoo with the arrow through the heart.
Getting to' up from the flo' up!
And then the people were being busy to get busy. Yah no, the beats were so dope that night. Ray Ray was killing it on the decks.
The incredible adventures of Jimmy Flexx

Drumroll please.
So remember when I began this I said I was gonna show you something?
Well here it is. Yes it is I. The only guy dressed as a hipster at the place. Hey you can say what you want but I got applause when I got into the house. I dont know how many of you can say that.
Okay but seriously these pants were SOOOO fucken tight. I could feel my sperm dying by the second. I cant understand how some guys do this on a regular basis.
I feel like Im never gonna live this down, still got people coming to me asking me bout these pants. Oh and I dont own these pants, they are borrowed. Belee dat!
Haha, Smallz look like he tried to let off a silent-but-violent but ended up with a loud-and-proud. Looks like he sprayed too. HAHA!
No-one better than Teba!
Ey, eyo! Erykah Badoowee, that shit is gay my ninja!
Haha, Dor was doing the Carlton dance. You remember that dance. You know, "Its not unusual to be loved by anyone"
Le crew de creativé

And then there was this dood. A cowboy hat, a viking axe and some other thing that didnt make sense. I 'm sorry guy but I dont get the outfit. Whatever though...
The Hane getting bizzay!
Ey, eyo! Erykah Badoowee, that shit is gay my ninja!

Thanks ladies. It was a great party!

Tally ho, pip-pip, jolly good and that stuff!