Anyway as an incentive for helping with the move he asked me to roll with him to a movie premiere last night out in Hyde Park at the Nu Metro.
To some movie called Reeker. I was under the impression it was a South African horror flick but I was to learn that it's an American horror flick with South African actors. Or something like that. Hey, as long as it's got the SA stamp on it I'll support it.
Anyway, as usual there was the snacks and drinks and shit which are pretty standard at these kinda gigs. Highlight of them all though were the salmon samies. Mmmm...salmon...*droool*
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I still dont see the resemblance.
So we bumped into The Rock and The Zin too who came to check it out too. It's the first time I've actually seen him smile in a pic. For a guy like him you'd think he'd smile more often. Umm actually on second thought, maybe not.
And then next thing you know this chick comes outta the blue with this camera guy...
...and asked the Rock to do a plug for a show called Famous. I think it went something like: "Hi I'm The Rock, and when I'm not rocking the mic or making plans to take over the world, I watch Famous on..." HAHAHA!
Remember the opening credits of Pinky And The Brain:
"So what are we going to do tonight Brain?"
"Same thing we do every night Pinky. Try to take over the world!!"
Ah, I loved that cartoon.
Good little fruity thingy's too. Unfortunately I cant give you a review on the flick cause I didnt even stay around to watch it. Yeah I know what you thinking "You blacks are all the same innit". Well I say"If it's free and it's for me, I'll take three!" LOL!
Went home to the guys asking me if I was keen on going to Cappelo's for a birthday smash. I'll pass. But it is Friday(and payday) so I'll redeem me self good and proper.
So probably a lot of us out there were doing this on Saturday. Okay maybe not at Ten in the morning but daytime none-the-less. I was all like: "Hey there big fella, you a bit cold. Lemme hold you nice and tight and warm you up a bit" obviously in my head of course. HAHA!!! Let's hear it for morning drinking. Whoo Hoo! And dont give me that look, you know you've done it before.
Yeah buddy, what took you so long? Shit, we been waiting for you.
This is what I fucken love about the summer! Motherphucken sun, fun and beer. Oh and of course there are the bitches...oops I'm sorry, I mean ladies. (Sorry ladies, just a slip there. Pwomise it wont happen again :)
Sam Sneed cold-lamping and chilling hard! 
So I got to the crib on Friday and these cats had taken all the shit from the studio...
Doing the business before we headed out to this joint out in town. Somewhere. Out There.
So we rolling around and shit trying to find this place and we kinda had no luck at all. I think this is when we were somewhere in Hillbrow. You know for all the slack that Hillbrow gets, I think it would be a great place to take photos what with all the nice architecture and what not there. Not that I'm willing to try it anytime soon, well not at night at least. Yeah, call me a woosy but let's see you hang out there anytime after nine and not drop a nugget in your pants.
I just figured it out!!!! This is why the name the place Mind your head. OH-HOH!!! Cause you literally have to mind your head when you get there and go inside. Yes, blonde moment I know.
People doing the damn thing. It's kinduva cool joint to hang out at to be honest. But it kinda reminds me of the underground days back in Cape Town. Lots and LOTS of dreadlocks to go around! Like a fucken Dread Fest. I'm just saying.
Strike a pose! What is this 1970's and are you guys on the cover of Drum magazine or what? HAHA! 
Me & Casual. I still dont see the resemblance.
DJ What-What. HAHA, I'm lying his name isnt DJ What-What but I think I heard that as a DJ name before. How fucken corny is that shit!
What-wizzle in the hizzle! Strike a pose sohn!
So the band that was playing that night was I think Dr Bardelli or something. Breeze got the proceedings in order but that was before...
Liv-Luv, Sneed & Casual
The Doctor... 
Chinchillering in the cutters. 
Ms Chapman looking all Budda and shit. Or is it Arabian?
See...muchos dreadlocks. And I'm stuck right between the shit. Phuck this, I've decided I hang out with too many nigga's. It's like a fucken Dude Factory or somin'. This shit must change. Bring on the chicas! Decided to go home from here on out and catch some well deserved Z's.
...before I went through to check out Buzz, I figured I'd start out at the good ol' Bowling club to knock back a coupla cold ones. Got there and bumped into JVZ who was hanging with his boys and girls and what not.
After having knocked a few one we were nicely inebriated. Notice if you will that I'm wearing a tie and a shirt. WTF!!! I have no idea but I was feeling like a bit of a change from the normal. I'd do it again too.
Time flies when you getting pissed doesnt it? Eventually we were getting kicked out cause we had been around a bit too long. So we sneaked out a beer or two out and headed in the direction of...
...Fuel Cafe. Whoooo.
After sifting through the masses I eventually got her. And there is she is ladies and gentlemen. The lovely BuzzyBoo! She's on her way outta SAfrica soon so I guess this was kinda her farewell(for me at least) and also twaz her friends birthday. This chica is crazy I tell ya, and cool too. CrazySexyCool like TLC. ;)
Me and the Twigglemeister strike a pose sohn! Ya heard!
The Karaboh was in the house too with this guy. Sorry chap I forgot your name. So they had all come from the Mattafix concert and were all feeling rather randy and jovial with themselves. At least from what I could tell. Next thing I look over and B has this look in her eye, like she's about to do a little somefing-somefing. Could she be?
She is! She planted a big wet one on her. Uh-oh!
And The Karaboh planted one right back onto her. Girl on Girl action. That's what I'm talking about.
You know how's me do. Keepin it Gangstarr!!
I seriously need to quit these motherphuckers. But everytime I try to leave they just keep pulling me back in. I should have just said no to that hippie kid in Std 6 who offered me my first one. Ah well...
Now if that aint a dope pose then I dont what is. Holding it down I tell ya!!
So we chilling and shit and shooting the shit and B's going on about the Mattafix guys and all that and next thing you know...
...this motherpucker pulls the most ugly ass looking face I is ever seen. Daaaaang Dawg, that's fucken nasty! Now he done strated some shit. For those of you who dont remember about the 
... pull out the face upon me and think I dont have the swift comeback moves. HAHA! Nice try there chappy but lemme tell ya...
...you aint got nothing on this! Yeah, I come from the old-school BOY so you can't fuck wit my shit.
Some one else decided to join the shenanigans and I pulled out the face with the quickness and shit! Wha-Pow! But I gotta give it to her though, she had the ill comeback with the WTF face. One of the best I've seen so far. Been practising eh Buzz?
She tryed to bring it back but...erm...yah. Well I shall say no more. Five for effort though. And zero for extra support. Boo! You cant have help, besides the guy's got the pout pose going down right there.