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Yo what it is my interwebular peeps! So lemme guess, some of you must be really pissed off that I aint updated in a while innit? My apologies, but I guess that's just the way the cookie has been crumbling. No excuses though, just been busy I guess. Anyway, I have prepared a rather lengthy update so go ahead and have a look-see as to what has been the gon'zo over the last coupla coupla. Been a bit busy and all with moving outta my house and ripping it up across town and checking out the Expo. Run-check this yo:

Friday 27 October

We met up with a new person on the scene on Friday and this is her. I'm almost tempted to call her the Substitute but I know she'd be really pissed off if I did so. So I think I'll call her ChocEclaire for many reasons. None of which need to be explained here.Me and my nug' SugarRayNuts met up out at Fuel Cafe. Oops, I'm sorry he's hanged up his gloves...or "nuts" in this case. BWAHAH! So we'll just stick with Twiggle.And we also met up with Vee(I think) and she was going on about how her friends are all so down for the good times and shit...actually you know what, nevermind. That could get me into some serious trouble. *Ahem* We met up and caught up and shot the shit and whatnot. Yeah, some art and shitSo we met up with this Italiano senorita and her friend at the spot. That hot Italian blood my man, I tell ya. It'll take you places that's for sure!Gnarley bru! Who's fucken Rock 'n Roll? YEAH!!! HAHAHA!Yeah this be the vibe out at the Fuel joint. I'm still trying to suss it out but it's just not capturing me yet.
D-Dub and Geezy!Rock 'n Roll beeyatch!Leila Ali in the house. This senorita is packing some serious guns! Look at that, give's me a straight up run for my money!So we went through to Cat's Pyjama's after the joint where Twiggle bumped into this juggler come hippie guy. Hello Mellville/Observatory hippie guy. Shit, they're everywhere! But hey I'm not judging nor am I dissing, I used to be a hippie myself...WAY back in the day. But that's a story for another time.An then he proper caught him out with the "Get A Load Of This Guy" finger-point while he wasnt paying attention. Noice one!So went home and shit after it all died down. You probably thinking I'm all deprtessed and shit cause I gotta be moving house in the next coupla hours right?Well you'd wrong cause I'm a soldier like that see? Hard as fucken nails baby! HAHA! This I think was about 3 or 4 inna morning and I was moving in about four hours. Jeeziz, mara why do I do this to meself?


Saturday 28 November
So we moved house and shit. Say goodbye to Copa Cabana!And ChocEclair was in the mix too to help. Actually she didn't really do much *ahem* 'cept pack shit into her ride. Can you sense my dissapointment and judging while I'm typing this?
Tsk Tsk Tsk. geezy, you're not exempt either man.
Me an Casual doing the manual labour. I dont want to talk about this day at all. Very tiring and boring. Went to some balla ass party later on in the evening hosted by my grrrl Emkay but I was too pooped to even try taking any photo's. So that's like a whole extra post that could come later.

The Next Friday, sometime in November (Jeez the year is almost fucken over!!)
So I moved to my new spot where I'm staying with my brother's. This is the view from the balcony. I know a coupla you wouldnt think that was cool at all to stay with you familia but you dont have brother's like mine. Fuck all three of us under one roof. It's on now motherphuckers!

Anyway, I'm not trying to say much as to where exactly I stay(for obvious psycho interweb stalkers types and what not) but my spot is like literally down the road from the motherfucken Bowls Club! Yeah Boy!

Which is exactly where we had gone to enjoy our first down the road drinko experienso. Okay Pi doesnt really frequent the spot at all but me and Twiggle regard it as a second home. Okay not second, maybe fifth, but a home nonetheless.

ChocEclair in the mix once again. She had her initiation into the Bowls the day before and wasn't drinking that much. HAHA! She was all shocked by the prices and went a little over-board. Dont worry babes, we've all been there and experienced our initiation too!

He was in and then the RooRoo on his way out. I told you, this aint his kinda joint.But the rest of us weren't really minding the place so much. I will say one thing though, it must have some of the most beautiful white women all concentrated into one place. Seriously hot chicks at this place. It's got nothing on the Cape Town chicks but it can give them a serious run for their money.My 'nug! Oh Gee, Triple Oh Gee!So we got outta the place cause we got kicked out at like ten or eleven. WTF! Why close so damn early? Anyway I went to fetch the missus, and we ended up at Berlin where these babies were in order. No weekend is complete without right? But notice that they have oranges instead of lemons. No, I dont approve!

Eclaire and Twiggle doing the damn thing

So were we. I just love these things, proper make you lose all inhibitions! Yeah! Fuck inhibitions, they can be a real drag sometimes. I say we all lose our inhibitions, like all the time. Except all you rowdy motherfuckers out there. Ya'll keep it composed but the rest of us get in line!

Yup, strong enough to give your chest-hairs a perm! HAHA!

Me and me Julie. Awww**

I'm sure you can guess what was up for the rest of the night innit? Yup, the beers, the blunts and the b****s

The Sunday after

So I got a kite from Eclaire that she had open-ended tickets to the Auto Expo out at Nasrec for the last day. I have never been to one of these things so I figured that it wouldnt hurt to go check it out right?

Waiting for her to finish in the shower. I started fucking around with my camera and being Mr Clicky for some or other reason. What a poser huh? HAHAHA!

Anyway, she got done and we got our asses the phuck outta there and onto the highway towards the joint.

Joburg City. I've grown such a fond love for this place. Definately a great place to be! I only have good things to say bout the place.

Auto Africa baby!

Rocked up there and went to check out the rides and shit. Nothing really spectacular actually. The next pics pretty much speak for themselves so they dont really need any captioning. But look out for the new Audi R8. That's my bitch!

Concept electronic car. Quite cool actually but fucken huge!

Except of course that it was fucken packed!!!!! Gawd I hate crowds. I have a serious claustrophobia thing going on. So we decided to leave onto the lovely scenic roads of Jozi...

...and on my way home I decided to get a haircut. So for the first time I asked the guy to trim my moustash as well. And look what the fucker does to me! He fucken butchers my 'tash by cutting too high up and shit. Look at the fucken gap 'tween my lips and my tash. WTF! Making me look like fucken Charlie Chaplin and shit. And don't you laugh! Needless to say, I wont be going out anytime soon till this has resolved itself. HAHA!

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