Hemisphere

Okay before I get on with this I have to get something of my chest that's been on my mind for a while. Now realise that I have not yet told anybody this story purely cause, well you'll see.

So get this shit. Just the other I got off of work on my lunch break and I went to Century City to get my internet connection sorted out. Long story short, I went and grabbed a bite of lunch at the food court and what-not and decided to take a leak in little boys room after I was done. As I get in there I start to do my thing. You know, no biggie. As I'm handling my business I notice out the corner of my eye some guy who's doing the same thing I'm doin but he's being a bit shifty and restless. I pay this no mind. If there's one thing I've learnt in my years is not to make eye contact with people at the urinals. It's just not done. Period. So this guy finishes his business and washes his hands but the whole time I can feel he has his eye on me. So now its getting a bit weird and I hurry and do my business but as I'm about to leave I try to make eye contact to let him know I aint nobody's bitch. This aint fucken Pollsmoor you know. He leaves. I wash hands. I dry hands. I leave. As I get out I notice he's hanging out in the wings kinda waiting for me. WTF.?. I step in his direction, I kinda had to cause that's how I was leaving. As I get to the end of the corridor I take a left and he goes the other way. Phew! Know here I am thinking the worst is over, that coulda been a really bad situation. Anyway. I go along and get to an escalator and as I look back this guy is following me. WTF.?. As I get up the stairs I realise this guy has paced so fast he's right behind me. I turn around ready to sock the shit outta him and then he whispers to me..."You have a very nice dick" while he licked his lips. Holy shit!!!! I couldn't belive it. Then he ran off into the abyss never to be seen again. I will say it again, I just couldn't beleive that shit. I felt like a piece of meat.

Now you understand why I couldnt get back to the place I just started working at and tell them some Dutch guy tried to mack on me. Phuck.

But I digress. So me and Annie went out to Hemisphere the other night:This is Annie. I dont know if she's been on this blog before but yeah well there she is. We go back like waaaaaay back. 1993 I think. Check out the retard face I'm pulling. Tsk tsk tsk. Dont worry it get better.So if you never been to Hemisphere before then this is what it looks like from inside out. It's like on the top floor of one of the buildings in the CBD. Fucken awesome view man.And this is the vibe inside. Pretty schwanky...ish.So you might be wondering why it is that the place we was at is so empty. Well, my pedigree chum let me tell you. See they had/have this special on that Millers is like R8 before midnight or something ridiculous like that. And being the student that I was at the time of these photo's being taken...well you can pretty much figure out what happened. We stacked up on tht shit.

Hehehe, someone couldnt keep up the pace. Ag shame look at her face, it's almost like she wants to throw in the towel...but being the trooper that she is she stuck it out.

And so the place got a bit full... ...and so did we.Then we saw these 3 chicks(the extra one is outta focus) who had on the same out fit but in different colours. WTF??? Maybe a girl could explain this to me cause I dont understand how you can knowingly come to a club with two of your friends and the got on the same outfit as you. But in a different colour. I thought that was a no-no for girls. Right?And so I met up with Annie's friend and we pulled off a bit of a Blue Steel / Zoolander vibe. Oh and I just remembered, the reason we even went to Hemisphere was because it was her birthday.
And then I bumped into the Conz there too lookin all gjoogjed up and shit.

Haha, this was some funny shit. SO I get outta the bathroom and i find Annie hanging in the hallway moonwalking to the ladies room. HAHA! Check the hands all semi-west sided out too. HA!

Mikila gettin her groove on. She a classic this on is. A classic. Believe that!

The gals lookin all phly and shit.Yeah from here on it was all downhill. You can tell cause I started with the aerial shots of action. Thats when you know.

Rozini doing the damn thang. Chesa sexa!

Haha

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I love that!Hepppppppiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!So anyway the night was fun and we had a good time and then we had to go but before I left I had to get a shot of this girl. Wow it was the funniest shit ever. I dont think you can see it too well but she was dancing just like Elain Benes. For real . Like her feet were kicking up dust and the thumbs were pointing everywhere and everything. I guess if you're a Seinfeld fan then you'd appreciate it then otherwise I gguess not.Anyway so we stopped at the gas station on the way home and I was talking to Annie bout bout I thought this chicks hair was fake. She kinda overheard me and dared me to pull on it and it was the real deal. I'm for real it was all hers! Wow.

Turns out her and her friends are models from New York who are in town for a bit to do some work and shit,They pretty cool chicks though. Doesnt that one girl look like Amerie? Yup, I keep telling you guys, it's on in Cape Town. But some cats just don't listen. Ah well...more for me I guess. HAHA!

Out.