LOL, yeah well I dont know about that but I think I'm slowly but surely getting to that stage. I think it could be the summer and the fact that the girls are wearing less which would be the catalyst to me drinking so much more of late. Anyway enough about me, let's move on.
Thursday 12 October
I went to Roka with Casual on Thursday.
We actually for the first time had ever gone out to a gig purely based on one of those sms's that you get during the week. This one was titled "Pre-exam Party" or something like that. We should've had a bit of foresight judging by the sms but it turned out to be quite dissapointing. Apparently there was a band that playe just before but we had just missed the it so..
Casual has decided to quit all things intoxicating. Yup, liquor and blunts. Except ciggies.
He actually only ordered lemonade. I dont know...does that mean I'm an alchoholic because I couldnt be able to go so long without liquor? Actually dont answer that!
The Roogy came thru from some whiskey tasting event...
...and he was rolling with Cakes. You can tell cause they were all BEE'd out and shit. You know square-toe, collar but nor fat-tie...fortunaltely!
Can you tell that he's dying for a drink? LOL!
I had to get this badunka! It fascinated me so much cause you can tell exactly where it starts. It's a guy thing I guess. But besides the bodacious booty, I think we were forcing matters being here. It wasn't that bad cause it was a school night anyway.Friday the 13th
I came home from work on Friday and was playing Playstation the whole night..
...and Mike Lowry came through and joined me. He also came with...
...a crunked Vex. He was officially KTFO. Knocked The Fuck Out! Anyway I got a text about an event going on at Fuel Cafe later on but more on that later. I got my shit together and went with Casual to The Roogy's new spot. I'm going to be moving in with him at the end of the month too. But more on that later too.
What I dig about this spot is that when you pull into the parking spot it looks all dingy-like and dodgy. Almost like the settin for one of 'em kidnapping flicks set in a European city and what-not. But then you step into the place and it's just blazing!!! Proper pulls a 180 on you.
Alas, the masses had gathered on his...ahem... humble abode.
Including Cakes. But before I carry on, I had a got a text about a little something something happening at Fuel Cafe. Now generally I dont give a hoot about these things but this was a very special occasion.
Anyway, I went through on a one-man mission and the joint was packed. 
Anyway I had come to see off Buzz who was looking seriously smoking! It was her final farewell thingy before going to London. Aww *sniffle*
But I mean really! Look at her, wow. She was looking amazing. Anyway it was a suprise thingy and and I had missed out on it but I still made it just in time to see her before she bounced. See? I am a nice guy.
K was the mystery sms person with the hook up. I was SO fucken gone at this point.
Haha! Happy party people!
Bumped into Swizzle(on the right) and her juicy friend. What? Nothing wrong in looking right? There's something about that frizzy hair that gets me everytime!
P-Dizzle, Grrr!, Swizzle and Suave.
People can be so forward sometimes. Especially when they're drunk. So I'm taking pics and everything and these grrrls tap me profusely asking if I'm from Thunda. Now being the oppurtunist I am I said I was so I took their pics. I was going to say something really funny about them but then I decided against it. They were cool peeps. I'm sucj a softy.
Like they say back in Cape Town: "Nee vok my bru, jy is dik gesuip! Gee my 'n vyf rand!" HAHA, okay the five rand part doesnt come in here anywhere but it just reminds me of how coloured guys on Main Road, Claremont always, ALWAYS ask for five bucks. If not its:"Gee 'n skyf daarso bruza". Fuggen bastards.
P-Dizzle in the hizzle!
And so Buzz left and I wont ever see her again...probably. *SOB* *SOB*. There she goes out the door(with her momz) and outta my life *weep* *weep*. Cheers Buzzyboo!
So I went back to the crib...
... and bumped into this femanina! Spec's femanina to be exact! I cant put my finger on it but I've seen her around somewhere. Ever had that? When you cant seem to pin-point exactly where you meet someone? It's grinding my nuts I tell you!
Next thing you know she sneaks the tongue in on me. Naughty naughty!
Base was rocking some blinging ass Schwa...swarr...Swarovski(or something like that) crystals. Now that's some bling for you right there! She explained the whole history and everything to me. I've never been so intruiged and strangely jittery about talking about girly accessories while questioning my manhood.
And Neyo was there too from Cape Town. But unlike others he has moved away from Jozi and moved to Cape Town. I will soon be following his footsteps. But more on that later. Took my ass home from here on out as I was too twisted.
Saturday - Jigga What
Went to the Jay-Z concert on Saturday.
And the traffic was phocken hectic getting there.
The Dome. It actually looks really good at night dont you think?
H.O.V.A
Can you tell I was excited?
So we had the ordinary tickets for floor standing right. But we got the word that we could call a special number and we could get an upgrade to ze Golden Circle for a mere Fifty Bucks. 50? Hell Djeay! So we chipped in us all: Young Loy, Twiggle, The Rock and half of The Zin!
Oh and T.O.P. Oh, and if you're looking to book Young Loy call on that number too ya'heard! Shameless marketing I know but hey.
We got there just as Rihanna was finishing her set. See those two brownish stick looking things under the spotlight? Those are her juicy ass thighs in some other type hotpants. Hot Damn! She is definately blazing! In a heartbeat!
Man you should have seen this guy that we hustled the tickets from. We took about 2o minutes trying to find his ass then. So after our hustle we give him the dough and he proper ushers us into the Golden Circle. Through about, like, a thousand people. We made a proper people-train from the outside all the way into the centre! WHAT!!!!!
Bobby Digital was already there
Twiggle doing the damn thing. Here's another one that I cant remember. My memory is going to get me into serious trouble one of these days. Yes I'm a horrible person, I know.
Just before the show started Twiggle had to get a bit of shut-eye cause the excitement was overwhelming! He was about to faint like a little bitch! HAHA! Jus playing dawg.
Before I move on, this is a pic from about 2 months ago. Don't you think this guy looks like Jigga? 
That's motherfucken right ladies and gentlemen. Jay Motherfucken Z!!!! These pics are pretty self esplanatory. Except for the fact that they arent clear but it's cause me was excited and me hands were shaky. And I was jumping up and down losing my fucken mind and shit!!!
The Rock: "Dude, he's killing it!"
The Ruru: "Dude, I cant beleive I'm seeing Jay-Z live!"
The Rock and me losing our motherfucking minds! And Pi's eye sneaking in on the pic in the back.
The mandatory put your lighters and cellies in the air vibe. Looks fucken beautiful!
The end? WHAT! He didnt even perform my favourite song "Lucifer"! Mara why hey JZ? Mara WHY?!?!?! It was an alright show. I'm not even going to try and compare him with the other shows I've been too. I'm just glad I saw his ass.
I think everybody was there! I saw, like e'erbody. Jay too! Look at the cheesy ass schoolboy smile Twiggle's got going on. HAHA!
I was thirsty and tired as fuck after the show but I still managed to kepp it Gangstizarr!
After the show I hooked up with this crazy mofo!
Dont ask me why this cat is posing with the bouncer guy. But while we are on the subject here's a little tip for all of you guys out there who frequent the Jozi nightlife. From my years I've spent in this city, the best guy to befriend at any club is the bouncer. No matter how hardcore he looks. Fo' true!!! They generally are really cool peeps. It's probably be the best advise I can give you. Well not the best but it's pretty good advise.
We were leaving the joint and some guys had locked their keys in their car and Cocobusta getting his good Samaratin on. It actually worked, you know like they do in the movies. Just like that. Okay so maybe it took us about 22 mins but hey...it worked nonetheless.
So we drove around and around trying to look for the happening spot and we were greeted by closed doors everywhere we went! WTF is going on in this place? So we ended up at Berlin.
Where this chap was in rare form. The one on the left that is.
He proper muscled his way into the shequida's sitting next to us. See him there muscling his way in? HAHA!
An next thing you know we were in there! Well played there chap.
How weird was this? The majority of these girls were form the Freestate. And not any old proper town like Bloem but places like Sasolburg and Parys. Parys?!?!?! HAHAHAH!!! I don't think I've ever met anyone from there before even though I'm from Bloemfontein myself. But it's all good, they were mighty cool chica's so I'll give them that.
Jezzir! Fuck, we were dronk
And then it was home time
Peace and Hair Grease!
28 comments:
spotted u at the concert...damn UR TALL...u see peeps like u have to be at the back...hee hee :)
And you no come say hello? Tsk tsk tsk
HAHA it's funny you mention that cause I kinda felt guilty about peeps behind me not being able to see. But then I thought fuggit. It's Jay-Z man, make a motherfucken plan! LOL!
Please could I have some of that Suave energy...
You amaze me!
HAHA Jam! I wonder where I get it myself! I have enough to share though :)
Dude. That's ridiculous!! What a mad weekend
Where da vids? Looking forward a suave video post.
What's this about moving to Cape Town!? Don't leave us hanging...
...hau i can't make a plan...
yeah are u moving to study in CPT??
Go suave! Large and in charge buddy! I like it! H to the izzo!
so that's where u snuck off to on friday night!!!
BaseMental xx
Hang on, is Vex an associate of Mr Black...dude looks familiar...
Here we go again!
MAIN NOTE: I feel I was at the concert just looking at the pics so thanks for that...that and a friend calling me when he was performing the 'encore' song made me feel like a 0,5% better for missing the show.
I here it was the bow-wow.
O-D > Yeah it was rawkus mate! I was going to post a vid but then I decided against it. I guess I'll do it sometime but not now. But just for you guy, I'll make a plan.
Sunshine & O-D > Well yeah guys, after much deliberation I have decided that I'll be moving to Cape Town next year to study. Hopefully if all goes well I'll be at the Varsity but if not then I'll do sumin' else. But it's about 75% confirmed that I'm leaving. Actually make that 95.5%
**sniffle**
ChewTheCud > That's how we roll in this bitch! HAHA!
Base > What it is!!!! Glad to see you commenting on my space. Whoo-hoo! Anyway, you know that I'm always going on my creep missions :)
Heartwarmer > Yeah Vex is. Dude, let's get me AND you get over this thing. I know what happened and sure it was fucked up but leave me out of this shit. I aint got nothin to do wit it so I'm wiping my hands clean. Let's not speak of it again yeah?
Did you say the Bow-Wow? HAHA! What is that? Anyway, I'm glad I made you feel like you were there with me. That's the point innit? Hope I made you feel at least about 50% better about not being there ne? :)
What do you mean what's the bow-wow dude?
I mean like hellooooooooooooo!
Bow-wow...bow-wow, yippee yo yippe yey - where my doggs at, bounce with me now
OR
And there's the Snoop version which I can't remember right now.
And then there was:
"Well it's a bow-wow" I think the group was Intimate (proudlySA)
C'mon suave, get with the program dogg.
hey suave-y. the concert was off the hinges, fo real. u moving back to the cape, well, so is your girl retro. chatted to young loy the other night and he said something along those lines as well, but then again, he's always saying he's moving back and never does. dude, we must hook up in the CPT and have "duidelike parties - we must make it ruk", but only if you support a sisterwith a R5
Suave best you have farewell drinkies before you haul your gorgeous self down to Cape Town.
Heartwarmer > Yeah I know what Bow-wow is and I know what it means. I'm just questioning where you use it in a sentence. I mean who says "That party was the bow-wow" OR "That girl's ass is the bow-wow"? You see what I'm saying? I just thought it was a bit weird that's all.
Retro > "Duidelike Parties" - HAHA!!! When's the last time I heard that :)
Yeah the concert definately was Johnny Blaze! Oh and you moving back to CPT too? Yay! We gona rip it apart you and I!! And if you support a brother with a R10 I'll support a sister with a R5. I'm gona be a student after all. You goin back to work or what?
Jam > Hell yeah!! And you know you're invited right? And so is everyone else who cares to read this. Yay yay!!!
...sometime ago on Y...yes i listen to Y...
there were reminiscing about Jam Alley...ya'll remember V-Mash...she'd say..."Tumi* is a bow wow....heyyyyy....Tumi...is a bow wow..."
*random name
Sunshine > BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I remember that shit!
Yeah just cause she said it doesnt mean it was cool. Okay okay, I'll admit that I kinda got into it a bit myself but in that no excuse, I was still a laaitie. In retrospect...erm...no, not cool. :)
hau it was cool for the time...joe V-Mash was the "bow wow"...
*for lack of a better word*
...and u can't forget Sheriff...u gotta love the good old days!!!
hey the suave-ness, going back to get my magazine journo thing on. but also wanna start studying again, part time, my brain needs the exercise. was bummed that the company didn't have an opening for me in jhb, but actually looking forward to going back to the cpt, despite the shitty weather and the "non-transformation" for lack of a better word. But, yo, we gonna party like its 99 up in there, even already have a sweet place in the city. mara, anyways, first i gotta get through my last few months in pm to the bizzle, i suppose.
I'm bringing back the 'bow-wow' you guys.
Yeah, that is Spec's some-some, okay, that was awhile back (i refuse to remember dates, thats how you get caught),,, but yeah,,,
she gang related (banging).
'nuff (too much) said.
this thing is so annyoing...someone help me-how does blogger work? anyways i was looking for fluffy dices account! never mind
Retro > Yeah! Now thats the shit I'm talking bout. Guess when we met, we didn't really hang out. Partly cause you were in your OWN vibe and shit. Anyway. So if you goin to tha -zine journo thing that'll mean you gona get a gang of invites to gigs and shit right? I'll put you onto my shit if you put me on to yours. You know, tit for tat. HAHAH! Deal?
Heartwarmer > You killed me though!! I've been saying it all the time now. "This burger is the bow-wow, HEY!"; "Jon-jon is the bow-wow, HEY!" BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Lebogang > Word is Bon Jovi dawg!! You know how when you check out a shorty and you just know she on some bullshit. That's the feeling I had, like a spidey-sense thing going on. Gang-related huh? I dont know but...yeah lemme not say too much either! Too many people read this blog nowadays. Fucken chicks, just cant trust em!
Stefoner > Wsup? How can I help you? If you wana see my profile just click on my name and you'll see it...that's what you were talking about, no?
yo suave, syph here, fat kid you went to school with at CBC, Wazup Dude! Really enjoy da blog. keep on keepin on.
Hiya Suavie!
Firstly - welcome to the alcoholics club. It's fun, I personally guarantee it. ;)
Secondly, That picture of that dude - he looks just like Jigga! (You know some people in high places my boy ;)
Thirdly, I'm bloody jealous yo got to the concert. At the risk of sounding cheesy, it's a hard knock life. Big pimpin spending g's.
OK enough. :)
Syph > YO dude!!! What's the goins on bra? Jeez, talk about a suprise of note! Yo man I was talking to Wanda about linking soon dude, holla at me on:
suave@webmail.co.za
Maybe we catch a brewskie or what not.
Peas > HAHA! I like the alchoholics club actually. I'm feeling right at home over here :)
Oh and erm...you want some wine with that cheese? HAHA! Yeah it was a great concert, I'm still re-living it in my brain, like, all the time!
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