"People your age only get ill because of your lifestyles. If you stop drinking & smoking, you will save yourself a lot of money and discomfort. But do you listen? Oh! No". That was her real reply to my mail. Fo' true!!! Sheesh, but momz can be hardcore sometimes ne.
Anyway, lemme fill you up as to what I been up to of late.
Friday 06 October
I had stayed home all day long on Friday and didnt go through to work at all. Yeah you'd think that I would be faking it but I was really sick *wink* *wink*. So after the long ass day of doing nothing and feeling sorry for myself I...
...got with this munt over here and went on our way. HAHAHA! Dope pic eh? Eh? Yeah I know.
We did like any warm-blooded money-saving person would do and started out at the Bowls for a few cheap ones. I'm still suprised at the rate the liquor goes for at this place. Seven bucks for a draught!?!?! WTF. I mean what is the deal? Are they making money or what?
As Me, Pi and Base were trying to get some tequila's, we bumped into this guy over here. I was calling him Maurice the whole night. You know, from that show Marsupalami or something like that. Cause he big like gorilla. Anyway, this chap made it a point to introduce me to a drink that goes by the name of John Deere that I had heard about from Peas. Dude, that is a potent fucken concoction if I've ever seen one!
Feeq had stopped by with the missus(I think) to join in. Well I dont know if that is is missus or not, cause I aint trying to get peeps in trouble if their REAL missus somehow reads this. Not that he is capapble of that kinda behaviour cause...umm...actually fuck it. Never mind. Hehehe!
And Headbush was in the mix too and Cakes' peaced-out dex-finger. He was showing me some picks about his trips all over the world which he had just come back from. I felt like a fat kid trapped in a compulsory gym class. Do the math.
Pi, Base and the Bazooka's!!! I'm just talking shit, HAHAH!!! 
You know how when you are getting drunk or whatever, and then there is a particular point where you realise that you are actually REALLY FOOKED! Well I think this was that moment for me.
How cheesy is that smile by Casual? Like a kid at photo day.
For the first time in, like, ever, there was a DJ set up at the Bowls. Holy crap! How weird that was. It was(to my suprise) that guy who cant seem to shake off his American accent even though he's been a public figure on SAfrican TV since I was a tiny tot. Dude, it's been over ten years already, lose the fucken accent! I dont know his name but if you see him you'll know exactly who I'm talkin bout. 
So get this right, as I'm walking back from the bathroom some white chick starts to flag me down with a kinda panic look in her eyes. She then immediately turns to me after whispering to her friend and asks me:
"Are you the waiter we just ordered our drinks from?"
Can you believe this motherfucker?!!?! I all blacks do look alike innit? Okay so I compose myself a little bit just before knocking her head off her shoulders, look at her up and down and I say in a very nice, cordial voice:
"Yes ma'am I am your waiter. Please give me your money as I need to go get the drinks for you. What did you order again?".
She actually asked how much and she gave it to me. As Eric Cartman would say - What A Stupid B****!!! I left with her money and never saw her again. If you're wondering, I gave the money to the kids who beg at the corner of Republic and Hans Strijdom Roads. Seriously!
We all look the same to you right? HAHAH! That'll teach you never to do that again wont it chica!
As we were leaving I bumped into these guys who were by far one of the nicest guys I is ever met. Very chilled cats who were quite funny too. They asked me why I kept taking all these pics and shit and in an act never before seen I went on about how I keep an online diary and stuff. I think I might have even given them the URL too. OMFG! I hope they forgot.
This was one of their friends. She was very cool too. Sorry guys but I forgot your names :(
Group shot!
So after we went through to Keyes On The Avenue but it seemed like we had arrived a little too early...
...cause it was empty as fuck!
But I did bump into my main man D-Money! Fucken long time no see buddy!
Since it was going to take a while for the place to fill up we figured we'd go check out...wait for it...motherfucking Hellsville! I still really despise this place but I was really really REALLY trashed so it didn't sound like a bad idea at the time.
An I'm chilling there at this place called Six and then I see this person. You wouldn't believe my suprise and shock when I see this "stranger" looking at me and saying out loud: "Suave, right?". I almost fell to the floor I was so shocked.
But we chilled for a bit and got to know each other. What a cool chick. Or should I rather say woman, or person. Whatever! She is super cool!!! Thanks for the good times and the laugh Jam! You're a ball of fun!!!
Anyway as we was chilling at Six I spotted this. All I can say is WOW! I've never been a fan of legs or nothin but Dang Dawg! That is prime package right thurr
What a banger! I'd really like to have deep discussions about the state of the rain forest and world affairs and what-not with her. Actually fuck that, I'd give my left testicus to stick my...erm...well...you can fill in the blanks right? LOL!
So I had had it set in my mind that I was keen to go home from here on out but Coco wasnt having any of that shit. He wasnt about to waste free comps into a club and free drinks cause I was tired. No siree bob! We eventually ended up going back to Keyes and I bumped into Lesego. I grew up with this cat and he had left a coupla years ago on a scholarship to go play basketball in the States for a college out there somewhere. 
There's something about this pic that I really dig. I just cant put my finger on it. Ah fuck it who am I kidding? What a set of bambino's eh!?!? Shit, they are ready to just pop out of that motherfucker! Dang dawg!
Sumamabitch getting all the feminine love.
I bumped into friends of a friend. These girls are on their own stee's I tell ya! Maybe cause they're about to write exams is why they were getting all crazy.
Summertime!
Ms DSL in the house
And my first Joburg crush. But that was a LONG ass time ago, a coupla years it's been. But she didnt like me, nobody did...*sob* *sob* HAHA! I'm just fucking wit ya!
Saturday 07 October
I didnt do much except sleep until about 3 and went to dinner with Sunshine. Hanged out with a friend afterwards and played Playstation all night. Excitement!!!
Peace and Hair Grease.
18 comments:
damn mr fluff-meister. you had a hella good time, hey! nothing compared to how damn domesticated my weekend was. i'm so sad, being one half of a grown up couple has REALLY made me a dull chick. gone are my bar counter dancing days. and as for your question you asked me; yes, i'm that chick who dated a certain young loy...
Ola Retro Grrrl! Well, how small of a world is this huh? You know I was thinking about it the whole time and I figured that it was you but I didnt want to say nothing. Until of course I couldnt hold it no longer. Well not that it changes anything...
Yeah it was a helluva weekend! I think I'm still recovering a bit. Yours couldnt have been THAT bad could it?
That BDL (I think) chicky is haart.
The pictures don't do her justice.
Saw her a week ago at Lotsha - she's fuckin haaaaaaaart.
Yeah I know, she is SMOKING!!!! I've said that since day 1. And you're right, the pics dont do her justice at all!
PS - It's Ms. DSL. Purely dedicated to her luscious lips na'mean!
'twas wonderful to meet you suvae.
;-)
and i don't seem to be able to spell anymore.
Nice1 on giving the chicks money to "charity"...
Daaayyyym, that chica with the short skirt and the legs is flippen amazing! you woulda had to scrape my tongue off the floor.. Shiyat!
Can't believe you ran into Jam, that's so cool. i'm yet to meet a blog person in person.. next time i'm in jhb, i'll make a plan to hook up with you guys for a drink or few.
Later Bruv. I said NOooiICE ONE
Hi Suavie!
Awesome pics as usual - and thanks for the shout ot about John Deere, he he. Hilarious. Dodgy beverage hey.
So cool to see you jamming, er, with my little dollface Jam. Isn't she a honey?? Love that girl.
xxx
Suave, So Jam is in the middle now having met the both of us – did you guys compare notes on the crazy bloggers? LOL!
Jam > Yeah for sure is was great to meet you too! As random as it was though. Next time we'll have a shot of tequila cause I was just too fooked to even have aonther. :)
O-D > Dude, did you see that chick and them legs from here to Mississippi? OH. EM. GEE. She is definately a fucken beaut! I had to adjust my gaze quick or else I woulda had to adjust my pants, if you know wattamean ;) But Duke, dont even come with any of that cause Cape Town has some of the most gorgeous feminina's out, so I'm sure you got a couple up your sleeve too huh? HAHAH!
Peasypoo > Jam is fucken great! And I also found out that she knows a lot of people that I know. Then again, so do a lot of other people too so...
Oh yeah that John Deere is a fucken potent son of a bitch! I only had one though cause I had my focus hat on that night. I'll dedicate my next night out just to drinking John Deeres. Even though cane doesnt neccessarily agree with me on ANY occasion, it'll be for you(in spirit of course) ;)
Daedalus > LOL! Yeah we did actually!!! We kinda have the same views on some of the crazies and the cool ones. But let's keep that on the downlow hey Jam? HAHA! I wonder how Jam knows all these bloggers. Hmmm...
She's an insatiably curious person.
And yes, Suave. What goes on tour...
...stays on tour. Hehehe Jam! ;)
Suave, Hmmmm...Guess I’ll have to pump some "truth juice" ( Tequila’s ) into Jam then to get the wanted info.
Daedalus > Yeah there were so many other questions I wanted to ask but I was too ripped. Do it for the team hey buddy! LOL!
Shorty > Yeah, she's not a minga that's for sure!
And me, I'm just okay, lets not not even go there :)
*blush*
(shorty)
Ribery > I do actually. And I think I'd just post them purely to get a laugh out of the grrrls who dislike him! LOL
Jam > Tis true you know ;)
Ribery, Suave >> i think ya'll need to get over yourselves
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