Braai Vleis And Arabians

Yeah so as of the last post I was pretty much trashed and twisted and all out drunk. You thought it was gona stop didnt ya? Well you're wrong my pedigree chum! My partner's in crime were also not game for any sleep so we saddled up our shit and went through to my place and keep the shit going. Mind you the sun was full on out and everything, but that aint neva stopped me before.

So I got hom and decided to just have a bit of a a little bit of a nap. Then I get woken up by Geezy and he's all like "Yo dude, let's go get some beers". It was about 9 o' clock so I figured that I know of this guy called Mister J and he would be probably open. So hopped in the ride and went on our way. Yeah this guys guys spot is the best. He sell's quarts for R10 bucks. For the area that I stay in, that's a bargain. And dont worry Liv-Luv was just helping us out carry the beers. I dont think she indulges in them though. Anyway, who gives a phuck.Check this pic out. Quite artsy if I say so myself innit? See the clear blue sky? Summer's a coming man, I'm telling you. We stopped at the gas stations and figured why not...
...try our hand at being a petrol pump attendant. Well we hanged around for about 5 minutes and no cars came through so it was a disappointing mission. I was actually thinking of all the jobs out there that peeps do and this is one where it's hard to get any play from the ladies. Lets see, I think security guards, garbage disposal men & cats that work behind the counter at the KFC also have a bit of a hard time. HAHA! Anymore?
Anyway we got back to the crib and cracked them brewskies open and we were back to our happy selves once again. Whoo hoo!

Then...

...this...

....happened.

So I dont know what happened in the next coupla hours but I found these two scarfs in my house. Look I really dont know where the phuck they came from but it seems like people always leave shit at my place. Well I figured I'd put it to good use. I also figured that Geezy and Liv would be good models for a little experiment I had. We wrapped them around them and this was the result. If you use your imagination you can easily see them looking like they been through some really tough times out in Baghdad or some shit. Man I think I'm goinsta get a proper camera and explore this photography shit for real!

Anyway the stomachs were grumbling hungrily so we trotted over to the Spar and decided to get us one of them TEXAN PHUCKEN STEAKS!! Gawd damn dude, that is one big ass piece of steak! Geezy definately agrees. I mean look at thing dude. It's a phucken monster of a piece of meat!

Twiggle handling the business.
I called over a coupla other cats to come and join since we got space for days. Young Loy had no qualms about that shit. He was looking a bit groggy from the night before as well. I dont blame ya dude.

And I look down and this is what I see. Aight Sensai! This reminds me of Cape Town for some reason. Cats always used to rock the sandals with the socks. Ah...memories.
Even Marty-Mart came through to indulge in a bit of pap n wors. I think he's moved up to Jozi now from Cape Town too. See, I told you everybodies moving up here.
Strike a pose sohn!
See that shiny little thing in Casual's hand? That, my friend, will take you places you've only dreamed of. Ya Heard! Was a full day and the only thing I was trying to see was my pillow. Good timez I tell ya...good timez!

Eezy Peezy Lemon Sqeezy!!