21 July 2006

Dinner For Three

Yeah, so last night I went to an event a friend of mine invited me to. Man, that shit was super sool. So let me give a bit of background, so the deal is we went through to a place called 96 out in Fourways or something. Very jiggy spot I might add. We basically went for dinner and drinks but wait, there is a twist, we were actually going to take pics for a magazine cover. Whoo Hoo! Well not a real magazine cover, but a cover nonetheless. Not making sense? Just scroll...
So Twiggle's little Sis was in town from Cape Town so we decided to all roll as a posse. Show her a bit of a good time. You know, like you do.
Once again bumped into Ms DSL. Yeah Okay I know, I was caught off guard and the flash went off while I was looking at her uhm....lips. Yeah I was looking at the lips. Yup I know, cold busted! But damn dude you cant blame a brother can you?
Twiggle was getting all excited when he saw the gear and the accessories and shit. To be honest wit you I was excited myself. I mean it's a great theme for a party, and an awesome idea. The theme for the shoot was Retro/70's so you know what that means...
...Big Pimping! What it is jive turkey! Can you dig it?
Thanks for the hook-up Blackmomma! You are the bestest best in whole world!
So we did the shoot and this is how it came out. Suave, Ice Cream Princess and SweetTooth CandyPimp laying back in the cut. Damn dude, now that's Pimping if I say so myself! All I need is a cane and leather platforms and I'm good to go! And a proper shout out to the the CandyPimp and The Ice-Cream Princess. Ya'll held it down too!
We ate we drank we were merry. I proper came with an appetite and was sorted out. See the best way to a black man's heart is through his stomach. I tell you all you need to do is feed me and fuck me. I'll be yours forever!

The name's Foxxy Cleopatra you jive turkey!

Noice one DSL! You can arrest me anyday!

Now that's how you represent! Peace and love man. Yeah!

Mental note: I need to get a better fucken camera. I cant be having so many shitty looking photo's!

Yeah MXO was also in the mix...

...with his partner in crime. Sorry dude, I forgot the name but I'm sure you understand though.

And Flabba-gastin! So we decided to bounce cause I mean it is a school night after all. But I forgot that I was rolling with the Twiggle and he is the king of convincing! That motherfucker can sells ice to an eskimo! So...

...after much delibaration we eventually ended up in Melville to meets up with The Ice-Cream Princesses peeps. I dislike Melville but I tend to end up there more often than I like. Phuck. So I'm minding mind own business and next thing you know, I take a look around...

...and somehow ended up at the local weave-a-thon. I shall say no more. Dude, Trancesky is a weird place I tell you. For some reason I felt like I had walked into the twilight zone or some shit. Cats' with mohawks, wearing gloves at night and shit and really REALLY tight jeans. See the chap in the yellow in the back there? Ummm...yeah. But rest easy he was not the only one tho.

Anyway saw the Mini Mogul who I aint seen in freacking ages! Phuck I tried taking so many pics of her but she just kept hiding her face. Yeah you shaisty, but I'm goinsta get you I pwomise!

What did I tell ya? Think you slick huh? Nyehehehehehe!!!

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Suave - what's your beef with Melville?

Suavé said...

Well Jam it's quite a story. But in a nutshell, I've been almost everywhere in the city and whenever I go to Melville shit happens. I lost my iPod, my cellphone, my wallet and almost a set of car keys. And this is all on seperate occasions. So naturally I'm not a fan.

Suavé said...

Yeah Muddly, I swear to you those are weaves. I can spot out a weave like a bergie can spot out a 5 rand off the floor! That's another pet-peeve I have...weaves. *shudder*
I wake up in cold sweats because of them!

But yeah, I cant keep bitching about Melville cause I always end up there. I just discovered the 2 for 1 cocktail special at Six during the day so I think I'll keep it a day thing na'mean!

Dan Lurie said...

i dig that retro magazine cover... pimpin'

melville is a strange strange place. the last time i was there, the guys we were meeting had a minor car accident near the news cafe, i ended up scoring a chick a cat's pyjamas and one chick we were with passed out at the cool runnings. one second standing - the next horizontal (luckily no damage)

the place definately has a curse - albeit a good one for me

Suavé said...

Yeah Other-Duke, it sure has a curse of some sort on me man. I just cant understand that shit. And I've always held it in such high regard but alas, it treats me like a pimp treats a ho. No respect. Ah well...

Buzzing'Fly said...

Hey Fluff, 96 is super cool yea. used to spend alot of time there last year. Always a good time to be had. love the Pimping 70s pics dude. What the cover for if its not a real mag cover? thats so cool... i wanna do that... :)

As 4 Melville, i feel you dude... weird ass shit always goes down when im in Melville, i try stay clear of it altogether these dayz... ;)

So how was rest your eve sat, pics be up soon... epha, how was the challenge??

Suavé said...

It was purely for us to keep actually. No magazine cover at all. But I am very proud of the way it came out. I didnt think I had the modelling thing in me actually.

Ah fuck I am sad to say that I might have failed the challenge. My spirits were very low on Saturday. I had a REALLY long day. Nothing worth documenting. Okay maybe yes but I dont feel like it. I think meeting up was the highlight of the challenge. You on the other hand look like you were on the job. Just looking at you I realised that you really are hyper-active you know that?

Anonymous said...

I relate Suave, but for different reasons...Melville just makes me behave like a drunk, giddy school girl.:-)I always always misbehave in Melville. Must be the water.

Suavé said...

The water huh? Indeed. It must be the water. LOL!

Buzzing'Fly said...

Very cool idea, it does look super hot fluff...

I was all over the place, have you ever tried to organise 3 birthday parties for peeps with different friends at 1 venue... its madness, i was stressed out!

but i am a tad hyperactive.. that was quickly remedied when my bud bob arrived.. ;)

U didnt even stay for a tequila... tisk tisk...

Suavé said...

Well Pam you just might have something right there. Cause those happen to be my favourite things too! I can't think which I would be able to live without. Hmmm...tough call. But trust me, if you want to keep a man, especially a black man, then just feed him and fuck him. He'll be wrapped around your finger in no time! Hehehe

Suavé said...

Yeah Buzz, my apologies for not having stayed for longer. I had come from a full day of drinking and not having eating the whole day so I wasnt under the bestest of lights. Forgiveness?

Yup, I noticed you were all over so I didnt want to disturb, besides S/O was there so I didnt want to put you in a bad situation na'mean? ow about another chance? Say maybe when you get back?

Suavé said...

Yup Pam. We are simple creatures us males. We may make it look like there are all these qualities we want a woman to possess and all that but in essence we just need the basics. Okay, go and feed and fuck your man for a day and tell me how he reacts after 'kay? He'll be buying you shit before he notices it. Hehehe

Suavé said...

Holy crap! For real? Way to go Peas!

Hmmm let's see, ideas on going to Cape Town. I dont know but I do know that anything where you use sex to sell will almost always sell. Sex DOES sell, and I assume that you would be good in this department eh Pam? So if there is flesh and men with pockets full of cash will raise funds. If that fails then just lie and get it that way hehehehe ;)

Suavé said...

Now THAT I'd like to see!

Anonymous said...

yo, dude?

since you take photographs and stuff, are keen on some-ish I working on? Simply put, I want to set a space where, south africans/african type ish, can post/share/publish photographs? okay, the true definitin, can be found here: http://sinah.org/2005/09/20

let me know if you is keen (or not), lebogang.nkoane[at]gmail.com

word.

Anonymous said...

yo, dude?

since you take photographs and stuff, are keen on some-ish I working on? Simply put, I want to set a space where, south africans/african type ish, can post/share/publish photographs? okay, the true definitin, can be found here: http://sinah.org/2005/09/20

let me know if you is keen (or not), lebogang.nkoane[at]gmail.com

word.

The Real Marbro said...

dude..how come youre always having such a blast..when you going to let the rest of us know where youre going?I WANNA JOIN!

Suavé said...

Lebogang > What it is mate? Dude, that doesn't sound like a bad idea at all. I've actually been thinking about doing that typsa shit but never got around to it. I'll holla at you on your mail and we can set something up!

Easy

Marbro > Ey bra, what can I say? these things just seem to hapen before I can realise them. Besides, it wouldnt be much of a photo-diary if it didnt look like fun eh? HAHA!

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