The Adventures Of BuckTooth Lefonque

~SideNote - See what my life has come to? To deter boredom and an inevitable insanity I have come to making shortstories of my escapades. Fuck I need to get out of this office vibe.
Suave ~


Okay, this is very privelaged information but fuck it I'm in the mood for sharing. So I guess the people who know TwiggleStix know that he is not all that well in the head. Well he actually is a very sane chap but there are times...just sometimes when his alter ego comes out. It only seems to happen every so often but you will tend to see him change right in front of your eyes without anyone knowing it. I've come to realise that this happens particularly when there are chicks around then...oh crap...his alter ego BuckTooth Lefonque comes out. The Horror! The Terror! I tell ya everything will be just fine. Take this day for example. Here I was minding my own business. You know, like you do. Drinking your beer, scratching your balls, stuff like that.
Seemingly all seems to be fine. Like Twiggle right here. The ultimate 4C. A cool, calm and charming chap. The ladies love that shit. Eat it up I tell you. Everything seems to be just fine right? Yeah like it should be. No cause for concern...
...Then next thing you now BAM! It's Bucktooth Lefonque! Phuck. That in itself is just fine for now. If he's just like this then it's cool. He's like a drunk uncle at a family function. Loud obnoxious and just up to straight bullshit! But you can still handle him na'mean? But remember to steer clear of his way. But if...
...and when the tongue comes out, watch the fuck out. Really! He's at it again. He's hungry! Scouting the area looking for prey. Any prey.
He tries to swing the loving to Liv. Well actually he forces it onto her but she aint having NONE of that shit. Look at her face. She's all like:
Livvy: "Eeeew! Get off me you freak!"
Bucktooth: "Come on baby you know you like it!"
Liv: "Arrgghhh!!!"
Damn, he didnt get any. You'd think that this would deter him and slow his roll? Oh no...it just makes him even hungrier for the ever elusive poontang. He can smell it in the air, like a fat kid can smell a roast chicken form down the road. Oh wait I think he's spotted something...
BuckTooth: "Ay sweetypie! You! Come here my Cadbury! Yes you. No wait, wait dont walk away. Oooh I see, you like to be chased huh? Okay baby, I'm right behind you. You didn't know I like to chase did you...hehehe!"
The girls they are shocked. I can just imagine a big bubble coming out of her head "WTF?!?!?! Is this guy for real. Oh my gawd, what is that smell? Halitosis? Uuurgh!" (Daedalus where are you when I need your expertise?)
He got to at least do a bit of convincing.
Buck: "What no love? Maar hoekom? I'm a hit back in the hood. Why you being so Model C gehl? Come on..
Chicks: "Ek se Voetsek!"
BuckTooth: Okay damn, a bit ruff are you. Where you from, Eldo's. Ponte? Or maybe Soweto neh? Okay fine at least a picture neh?
Chicks: "Uuuuuhhhhh....."
BuckTooth: "Sho sho!"
He came back all sulking and shit. Its all good dawg, Liv is there to help with the consolation prize. You lucky bastard you! I wanted some of that sugar too. Sumamabitch, taking it all for yourself...

LOL!