My First Halloween. Okay My First Dress Up Halloween

Alright, now I have to say before I get into this that I just might get a lot of grief for this post. Not because I'm going to say anything out of the ordinary or anything like that, just because I'm going to show you a picture that has people still dissing my ass to this day. Look Ive said it once and I'll say it again. I just dont give a fuck. So go ahead and judge me if you want but whats done is done. Okay lets not get into it yet, you'll see soon enough what I'm talking about. Lemme set the scene:

It was a cold dark night, and the wind was howling like the banshees!...

Haha, I kid. This isnt a horror story. My buddys eMKeezy and Ant had a joined birthday party recently. And coincidentally the party fell on the same day as Halloween. The theme for the party was Gangsters and Hipsters. This is how it went down

And right on que, the two hosts. If you guys are reading this, thanks for the epic party. It was grand
Haha, so P-Body, Sneed and AD went as gangsters and this is P's attempt at the NWA gangster. I say he pulled it off. Except that gay ass pose
And the gangser couple. If I'm not mistaken this is the Blood & Crypts vibe right? Haha, check out Cee's drawls are all hanging above her shirt. Ola cholito!
Sneed getting busy and burning some rug. Oh shit, I just noticed that chica behind him is totally checking his booty out. Haha!
Oh shit! Yeah I have to be honest that I am sooooo much more trigger happy when this little guy is around. So anybody out there who wants to book me to shoot at their party, just remember this little tidbit. Jager = 8/10, Tequila = 10/10. You'll be a happy client I promise
Ant was very generous with the helpings. Thanks Ant, it was delicious!
Gangstarrr!
Haha, Seebs pulling out the gang signs. Actually now that I think about it, everybody dressed as gangsters that night. I was the only dood who didnt. You wanna see what I rocked. Just wait for it...
We had some skeletor and pirate vibes in the building
This pic is actually hilarious. ot cause of anything in the picture but the time I took it I had a chicken wang in my hand. Haha, funny story actually, so emkeezy and ant asked Ray Ray to Dj at their party and all he asked for was a box of chicken wings from Chicken Licken. Somehow the wangs got free and there was a stage when errbody had a wing in their hand and getting busy on the dancefloor. Hilarity
The corporate massive! I swear if you saw these guys on a regular day you'd never guess.
Niceness
Look at that face. Its like in his head he's thinking "mmmmmmh". Know why? Cause Dor is giving him the finger from behind. Haha!
Ah sweetness.
"JY!!! Who the fuck are you looking at? You wanna start some shit?...
...keep looking and i'm gonna stick the size 5 Nike's......in your ass!!!!" BWAHAHAHAHA!
Feeling the vaaaab.
Getting that love from my girl emkeezy.
The gangsters in the building. Ntja's outfit killed me. Not cause of any thing obvious, but because...
of the tattoos. HAHAHA! The classic MOM tattoo with the arrow through the heart.
Getting to' up from the flo' up!
And then the people were being busy to get busy. Yah no, the beats were so dope that night. Ray Ray was killing it on the decks.
The incredible adventures of Jimmy Flexx

Drumroll please.
So remember when I began this I said I was gonna show you something?
Well here it is. Yes it is I. The only guy dressed as a hipster at the place. Hey you can say what you want but I got applause when I got into the house. I dont know how many of you can say that.
Okay but seriously these pants were SOOOO fucken tight. I could feel my sperm dying by the second. I cant understand how some guys do this on a regular basis.
I feel like Im never gonna live this down, still got people coming to me asking me bout these pants. Oh and I dont own these pants, they are borrowed. Belee dat!
Party!
Haha, Smallz look like he tried to let off a silent-but-violent but ended up with a loud-and-proud. Looks like he sprayed too. HAHA!
Wall-E
No-one better than Teba!
Ey, eyo! Erykah Badoowee, that shit is gay my ninja!
Jojo
Haha, Dor was doing the Carlton dance. You remember that dance. You know, "Its not unusual to be loved by anyone"
Le crew de creativé

And then there was this dood. A cowboy hat, a viking axe and some other thing that didnt make sense. I 'm sorry guy but I dont get the outfit. Whatever though...
The Hane getting bizzay!
Ey, eyo! Erykah Badoowee, that shit is gay my ninja!

Thanks ladies. It was a great party!


Tally ho, pip-pip, jolly good and that stuff!
Hollerations

Fancy Meeting You Here

Finally. I’m back. Fuck it’s been too long. Okay so there are many reasons as to why I have not blogged for so long. Some reasons will make sense some will not. But I’m just gonna focus on the fact that I am doing this again. Oh my dear Fluffy, how I have missed you so. So many things have happened in this here life of mine since I have last blogged. To put it into a nutshell I’ve loved and been loved, dated and broken up, moved in with a girlfriend and moved out with a girlfriend, have developed a fledgling career as a photographer, dranked, skanked, met some incredibly amazing people in this here city. So I guess it wouldn’t be fair to ol’ fluffy here to just start right where I am right now and not trace it back a little bit. These adventures are sometimes a blur and sometimes an incredibly vivid memory. So I am not going to be doing this in chronological order at all. Let’s just get this shit going

Disclaimer: If this is the first time you’re visiting my blog, please don’t be alarmed. I talk a lot of shit. And most of it is exactly that…shit. So if you happen to stay in the city or have been captured by me and I talk shit about something or a photo you’re in, I’m not being serious. And if you don’t like what has been said then it’s simple. You see that red block on the top right of your screen with an X on it? Just click buddy. It will all be over soon. Promise. Toodles!

PS – Oh, so I am terrible with names, so as you’ll notice errbody here has an alias. Errbody! I don’t like using real names, they’re expensive.

So my brother Pablo Borrdeva has moved back to Cape Town. I think this was one of the first nights he came back into town. And we wents and got to' up!
My man AD! Another good buddy of mine who have made the move down to CPT and said 'Phuck a JHB'. No love lost JHB. You're cool and everything, but like Amanda Diva says, its the Little Things.

Haha, is it just me or BigBev look like he just got busted checking out somebody's ass in this picture?
So apparently I used to know this girl when I was in high school, she was friends with my very first girlfriend. Oh my how many, oops, I mean how long ago was that? HAHA!
Jack Sprat in building! Sick ass dood on the decks. You better believe that
Oh so the reason we were all at this shindig is because of this lady. Okay she's half of the reason. It was her and her sisters birthday thing. Well when I say birthday I say combined celebration together even though our birthdays are far apart but it makes much more sense to do a party together kinda thing

This is the other halfThe rocksatr in the building. JayJay is a sooperstar, forget what you heard. Give this girl her own TV show.
Some guy on the decks
Ms87 & Lawd'avMercy (HA, I only say that cause she's got Jamaican blood in her, and cause I cant think of a better name for her than that right now.)
Haha, Grabby pulling faces. See I keep telling people, dont pull faces in front of my camera cause you never know where they're gonna end up.
Jimmy Flexx in the building. And I thought I was a character. Nah, I aint got nothing on Flexx. The adventures of Flexx coming soon to a blog near you.
Aw, one of my favourite pics from that evening.
Haha, JayJay still remembers the adventures of the WTF Face. Good times
Haha, another one of my favourites from that night
Ray Ray and Mingus ready to rip shit up on the decks
Can you tell their fucked up? No. Okay well I'll tell you. They're fucked up
Haha!
Fucking round in the streets. These kinda pics normally go well but there have been times people have straight faceplanted. Its quite hilarious actually. So glad I'm on this side of the camera
Bass face!
My mans NdiggyDrabs! Coolest motherfucker what!
Bass face!
Bass face!!
Haha, these cats crack me up. Always to' up. Just the way I like it
Yes, it is I. So?
Cheeba Cheeba!
She kept tryna avoid me the whole night and she did the a very good job of it too. This is the best picture I got of her the whole evening.
All you need is a guy holding a Chicken Licken wang and then all your stereotype dreams will have come true.
Batwizzle!
Yo, who is this girl on the right? Seriously, who is she?
Griste and BigBev staying fresh
I Am Waves!
Yeah, its me again. So?
Haha, Bass Face!!
Sharing is caring big guy
The dynamic duo!
Oh shit, AD's got a brand new swag! Look at that ill ass watch yo. I'm not one for the materialistic vibes but this shit is doooope!
So then the party ended. Wonder why? Cause 5-0 came in and busted up our groove. Bunch of punks. Then again we were in the suburbs and you know how them old white folks like to complain. Specially when theres a bunch of young niggra's having a good time. But the cops did redeem themselves by giving a whole bunch of us a ride to Obz. That got a Hi-5 from me.
Dig this photo
Hahahaha!!!! That is hilarious!
My man Jangles and the beat master Dre
Haha, Ray Ray look he straight gonna chunder from the Flexx's pit smell.
Songstress doing her thang
Sneed and Jesh belting out a Bob Marley track. After this I really dont remember what happened. I think I went to bed. But then I cant be too sure. It was an incredible evening though!

More adventures to come soon