The Roundup

Yup yup!!! And I'm back. Its been such a while since I last blogged it kinda feels weird to be writing again. Alas, here we are. So lemme see, I think its been bout ummm maybe four months since I last updated and yeah a lot has been going down. So just to be fair to my old friend Fluffy I will continue from where I left off. Lets just get straight into it.


So not so not so long ago I went to a paaty out in Harfield at a friend of a friends place. When I got there I realised it was some or other theme party that was happening. For the life of me I cant remember what the theme was but I'm sure it was a 30's or 40's paaty. Whatever. Anyway so in anycase......what is the first thing that greets my eyes? This poor lady here. HAHA, guess some people cant handle it huh? And the strange thing bout this was that the paaty was just startin so any guesses as towho's been drinking for a while? Heehee.Like we (and by 'we' I mean us precious Rand saving students) always do at house paaties there was the old standard puncheroo! I cant remember much but I do remember spike it up a notch cause it was a bitjie weak. These youngins dont know that I'm from the old school wit mine! Cant be drinkin no juice and shit.I think Miss Phee and her friend were pretty happy with the result.Someone was looking rather sombre.I was rollin wit Julie. Its so weird how people used to comment that we look alike. You think? Nah!! Cause if that was so it would be REAL weird. Really.T-Bone, the host. "And all girls say he's pretty phly, for a white guy".
So I think T-Bone's rommie is one of those practicing fire performers. and this is him in his element. See him in the middle there getting all surrounded with the fire?Very cool!One, I mean three of the party goers. I kinda forgot (t)he(i)r name(s). HAHA! I do rember who she was wit tho, that's Licious. I met her officially after having 'seen' her about 5 times around the way. The sweetest girl one the planet!One guess who the hickie-d cup belongs too.
HAHAHAHA!
So I'm chilling drinkin my drink and what do I see? People just chilling on the couches taking a rest? Wait lets take a closer look.Wait, is that...? Is she...? Could she...no...probably not. Wait a minute...She is! HAHAHAHA!!! Poor girl is K(nocked)T(he)F(uck)O(ut)!Meanwhile in the other room someone was coppin a feel. Sneaky sneaky...look how she doesnt even notice...or doesnt care. Who knows? Five points to me for catching the moment!See the guy in the middle? Yeah he's the fireguy/titty-grabber/totally-awesome-Tony-Montana look alike. HAHA!
And then I met these guys. Where else can you meet Zoolander twins? Or is it Blue Steel? Strike a pose boys! The Miss was getting busy! I have this really cool video clip of her doing the dip, something that she and I know will always be one of my favourite things ever! But blogger is acting like a bitch and wont lemme upload it. Its the best thing ever! Ah well...Feel the rythym, feel the rhyme. Look in the back there, see who's awake? Or tryna be at least...HA!
Ao! check out the all-starness. But you cant be rocking All Stars and a cocktail(?) dress without......the ill ass gangster pose! HAHA! Check out the Wessside W on the hand too. Alas, the party was done and we decided to roll the dice and go to town to see what was going on. But first we got some food at good ol trusty Mohammed's.Went to Hippyville, oops, I mean Zula on Long. And it was filled with realy sweaty jumping men. Some thought it was cool. Others not.

The Next Day I went to go check out a friend of mine the next day...

...and met this girl. There's nothing particulary fancy bout her besides the fact that she reminds me of a girl that I know who's moved to London now. They look so similar...

...and they like to dance! This is errbody tryna teach her to do the hussle. Or at least I think thats what its called. She didnt do too bad at all actually.

Then Snipa went and pulled all the stops with the moves! HAHAHA! And before you say anything I was still getting used to my camera and I didnt know the vid would come out the wrong way round. Anyway, check out the vid.Later that night I went out again to Zula cause there was a gig going down wit MXO and em. Notice that it costs R20 to get inside but only in Cape Town will you have people who still complain that its too much. Say what?!?! Obvioulsy some people aint been out in Jozi before.And guess who was in town too? The one and only, bra Chewy! Next thing you know he's pulling out the "get a load of this guy" pose. He didnt know that I come with the quickness on it. You cant get me buddy!

Sneed with MXO

And bra Melz.

After the show I hanged with these lovely ladies...

...and her too. The Sooper-Qool Krew.

Sneed striking a pose with the gals.

Then it was time to hang up the boots.

Outtty