5TH FLOOR LIVE

Taur/mini Birthday

Orale Ese! What's the goodly good crack-a-lackings? Excsuse me for a moment while I just say: GAWD DAMN ITS COLD!!!!! I dont know what the hell is going on in this place but it aint never been like this before. I remember the days growing up as a kid in Bloemfontein where I'd have to wait for the bus at like 5 inna morning to get to schoool in my shorts and grey Magic Johnson socks. If my memory serves me correctly that particular period wasnt as cold as it is right now. Shit! I mean I dont know bout others but I hate having a crack in the blanket system at any time of the night but now it seems so much more intense! And it's like 12 midday and I got the damn heater on cause my knuckles cant take the cold. Alas, what can I do about it? Well for starters I got on 2 pairs of pants on right now so that's a start.

PS - I think my blog had a birthday on the 20th of April. Whoo Hoo! Heppi! Join me in a celbratory drink this Friday on the Strip. If you cant make it then just drop some liquor(or juice, I'm not picky) onto the ground and say: "For my homie". HAHA!

Anyway besides the shitty weather and the rain, we had a blazing time at Ptay's birthday party.

As these things normally go the evening started out rather quietly, like they should. See? Everybody is all behaved-like and appropriately drinking their free wine/beer. (Thanks Ptay for the little tab-nyana)
Here's me and the birthday girl. Okay everybody say it with me now...HEPPI!!!!!! That's good.
And this is part of her posse. I dont even know how big the posse is actually but I'll tell you one thing...she rolls DEEP! Anyway I have been busting my brain to give them aka's but to no avail. For now just remember them as Jos, Cee and Ant. Corny but hey, whatever...And here is somemore. I wont lie, I have no idea who the other friends are, except the one at the end. Even then I still dont know her name. She kinda reminds me of a young girl on SABC2 who presents a kiddies show(wink wink - LN). Viva el vino!
Here's one of them crazy character's you happen to meet every once in a while in a lifetime. Tido is the name. Crazy cat, but good peeps though....and another crazy one, TP. As you can see, I reckon the good vino was starting to take effect and as we know it has the most adverse effects on us all. Like with TP, he just happens to smile uncontrollably and hug anyone near to him. HAHA! Anyway the more we drank the more we socialised...
...and the more we took random pics of random girls we dont know. I say we cause I was not the only one on camera duty that night...*ahem*...Okay this one I do know. She is quiet entertaining actually. A bit of a space cadet but entertaining nonetheless. It's weird everytime I review an evening she always seems to be in there with some amazing facial expression that can give and WTF contestant a run for their money. For real. I cant release any of them cause they have not yet been commissioned for public scrutiny. HAHA!
See here's TP smiling again uncontrollably. HAHA! What can you say? The guys with him I met but forgot their names. Hey I'm not a bad guy aight? You forget names too dont ya?
Ey? Remember Emkay ...
...and Gangsta G from JHB? Yup, they've also moved down to CPT. Always a good thing.(PS - This photo is so fitting for G cause in case you didnt know ladies and gentlemen...she gangsta. No really.)That's the manager guy. Dont ask me why he's in the photoreel. Or even why anybody took a photo of him. I only put this pic here to show you how calm everything was around the building. Notice how everybody is just chilling conversating and what not. Yeah that was all good and dandy before...
...the white guy! Nobody knows his name or where he came from. All we know is that he's a UCT guy and that he's called: The White Guy! This dude tore the place the fuck up! I mean I was amazed at his track selection: Dilla, Doom, Souls Of Mischief, Jeru and some other shit I cant remember right now. Dont believe it? Well neither did I till I saw Ptay...
...bust out the moves! HAHA!
And Kayrab doing the crazy! HAHA! Yeah it's like things completely changed in an instant.
Out came the VaVaVoomThe photosnappin...
the "get a load of this guy" pointing
and the giggling.
Yeah, good times!Oh ys, and I forgot to mention that my rolling partner was there in full tow. Also snapping with the random girl(who weirdly enough is in a coupla photo's. Hmmm, wonder who the culprit is?)
A coupla the shorty's that where there. Notice I say shorty's cause their all taken! So guys if you see this just know that I witheld your honour with your ladies and it has been made known that none should fuck with your girls. But of course if you slip...well...you know...there are many a scavenger out there. Not me of course, but I'm just saying...
Oh yeah, how weird is this. The guy Jos I'm sitting next to is like probably one of the few cats my height in this place. And he's mad younger than me. But he's a cool cat though. From London-town too.
Anyway getting back to the party. Ant and Zwe were having a ball.Awwww, I love this photo. Oh I shall also make special note that she is also a fantastic chica. Real good peeps. And if you read this Ant, I will bring your Napolean, I pwomise!
Ooooooh. Artsy! I was trying this thing with my cam but it didnt work out right. A bit of practice and I'll get it right you'll see.
D was also in the mix. Holding a Cobra. It's a nice beer. And while we are on the topic, I'm so glad that Amstel is on its way back soon! Hope it dont cost more than it did before.
Jos keepin it gangsta! Notice if you will the tiny heads by his nipples. They are standing up you know. Now you got an idea how tall the cat is, given the too are a bit shorter than most but you understand right?
I also dig this photo much but how much of a sleeze does Sneed look like in here? HAHA! Licking his lips n shit!
I love this one too.
I guess some of us couldnt take it as easily as other. Eish! Harde mfana! And that was the evening. Definately one of the bestest parties I've been to in a long ass time! Including when I stayed in JHB. So once again let's hear it everybody...HEPPI!!!!!




Oh and guess who cut her hair? How cute does she look? Awwww....

Truckin'

Whats good! Yup, I'm aight I guess. I've have climbed the examinations mountain and I have reached the peak. I am now plateau'ing and patiently awaiting my descent. So for now I shall no longer speak of it. Lets just let it be yeah. Anyway besides that thing are good. I'm enjoying the city and its vibe. I guess that whole thing about CPT being a shitty city really depends on who you hang with cause its been good to me. The only thing I suppose would be the bullshit factor is that there is nowhere people like me chill in the night-time. I guess there is The Strip(read: Long Street) but it gets a little boring after a while. And besides town where else would you chill? I'm just saying. But as time has come to pass we have conquered this hurdle and found us a coupla things to do. Moving along...


So on SaturdayI had slept over in the city centre and we woke up to go truckin thru the city with Sneed. He stays like right in the thick of things so it makes it pretty easy to get around.
See the 'high-rises' in the background? The one difference with CPT is that you can actually go straight up into the city and hang out as opposed to JHB where that kinda shit aint possible. Well I guess it is possible but it's probably not advisable namean unless you trying to get jacked.
It's quite quaint with all its little coffee shops and things to do. I aint never been to Europe but I'm guessing that this is what it would be like. Anyway we went into some little tobacco store off Market to get us some...
...ciggarello's. Mmmm, that shit good man! If you a smoker then you can appreciate these things. But whatever you do, don't inhale unless you got a pair of iron lungs.
We went past the good the world famous Green Market Square. Didnt buy shit though. You know how it is being a student and all. And in case you were wondering why these two young black males were walking around holding a pimp cup then I'll tell ya: I dont know. Sneed took it with and said something about returning it to its owner but that never seemed to happen. We was luggin that thing around everywhere.
Anyway since we was philandering around, we decided to check out Gangsta G and Emkay at their spot. You might have noticed that they have moved here as well from JHB. They got a pretty toight place too!
No matter what, we still keeps it gangsta!!! HAHAH
Bumped into this shequida on our travels. I have no idea who she is but she seemed to know me. I think. Or maybe she was just very friendly. Whatever.After a coupla minutes conversation we walked up to Ptay's spot by the gardens to shout her a holla. She's one of the coolest chicks out here man. Real genuine girl. There aren't enough women like her nowadays.
Anyway she was hooking me up with all the good shit. I mean ALL the good shit! And if you good to a brother I just might slang it to you! Not really.And check out the view from her place yo! This shit is sick! This is what you see when you look above...
...and this is what you see when you look below. Gawd damn!Anyway we tugged on and went through the gardens to get back to the home......and saw a couple going for a leisurely stroll on the cart thing. Awww how sweet. If you look close it looks like the horse-driver is macking too. HAHA!
Yeah if you ever move to CPT, do yourself a favour and move into the city centre. I aint hating on the souther suburbs or even the northern suburbs(actually fuck them, they whack), this is just the joint to be at. Fo true!
Anyway we took a swing by UCT to scoop me Julie and her friend cause we figured we'd end off the day by going to the other side of the mountain and catch the sunset...
...and we hadn't been there but 5 minutes and already some kid was asking for some change. Yo I seriously dont get this shit at all! You cant go nowhere in this city without being asked: "Gee a vyf rand" or "Bitjie change boeta" or "Gee a skyf daarso". And everybody has a story. Either you gotta go to a job interview in Simonstown or your left left you or you need a beer. WTF! And I hate the fact that these little kids who are at least a decade younger than me call me "boytjie". Dont you know that I will smack the black off you motherfucker? Now stop asking me for shit. Anyway...woooooo-saaaaaa.
Just call me Scottie Pippen. HAHA!For a second I thought that we were about to be jacked cause these cats came outta nowhere and walked straight up to us like they knew us. And they were lookin all kinds of thug too. I know I shouldnt judge a book by its cover but if you rocking your good clothes and a pair of all stars at the beach then you there to do more than enjoy the sunset namean. Unless you there to mack on some bitches or whatever...
This is on the other side of the mountain. That behind me is the infamous Camps Bay. We were chilling on Glen Beach though but you could see Camps Bay from where we were. 12 Jiggy Points!Parlaying in the cut...
...and taking it easy.
I was having fun with the camera here and trying to capture things from and obscure angle. And yes that is my tat. Dont ask what it means cause I aint gonna tell you.
Not many places you can enjoy this kinda view from in the world innit? So, what did you do this Saturday?


Outty