Pre-Womans Day Festivities

Holleration!!! I'm back in full effect in this bitch! I was so tempted to call this post The Night Of The Classic Poses but I chose against it. If you look through and see that I seem to inadvertantly be making a number of rather classic facial expressions(if I say so myself) that at the time really werent intentional. Anyway have a look for yourself and you be the judge.

Moving along, yeah I know it's been a long time since I last posted anything but things werent as peachy as they always are and I also had a cold and all that shit. Anyway phuck that, now I'm back, I'm goins to fill you in on my last week or so. So where do I start? Phuck there's been a lot going on. Oh snap, lets just take the day before woman's day last week. Yeah sounds about good enough I guess. So without further adew(?)...

...you know how the story always starts right? Was chilling at the crib cold-lamping it out and Liv-Luv and Coco were up for a bit of a boogey-down in anticipation for celebrating Womens day.

~Sidenote - Now I guess I didnt exactly do anything special for women's day so I'd like to at least take this oppurtunity to give a shout out to all the female readers out there. Happy belated Women's Day. Ya'll are great, even though you're sometimes impossible and irrational(you know who you are), you're impossible to live without. Much Luv ~

Anyway we all got into the whip and were on our way to the Bowls. I don't care what people say about the joint, the liquor is cheap and that's all I really give a fuck about so yeah. We rocked up to the joint and Coco got straight into the mix immediatley with a ice-cold brewskie. The man had the right plan in mind so we was right behind him. I mean who was I to say no to one of those? So I had kinda misjudged how cold it actually was out in the streets and ended up not preparing myself with the neccessary attire for the cold out there. I thought I would kinda encourage summer to pop out its pretty head a bit sooner but alas no such luck. So I asked around to see if any of my peeps had anything to spare that they brought along. From the moment I said that, Liv had an evilish kinda look and smile about her cause I think she knew.... ...that it wouldnt fit. Phuck. Say hello to your local skinny black guy. Man that shit was tighter than a heterosexual males bumhole! But I'm not too much man to decline a little bit of extra warmth so I didn't mind much. Strike a pose sohn! So we kickin back and sippin on the brewskies and shit you know, like you do. Then next thing you know the foosball table starts a calling. I've never been a fan of this dumb-ass game. Actually truth be told, I just really suck at it so I resort to name-calling. HAHA! So we chilling and decide on wether we should challenge each or what and this cat came in and suggested that him and his buddy could take us all out. Well since I completely suck ass at this shit I figured I would sit this one out. So in the process of contemplating......SoulMan comes through with some much needed refreshment. Well played soldier! Anyway the battles was swiftly on its way and you could see the determination and persistance of both teams. I wish I took another pic cause you could almost see these cats breaking a bead of sweat onto the glass. Needless to say, SoulMan and Coco lost. After all that talk about yeah "I'm such an ass-kicker in foosball" and what-not. Sure...whatever. HAHA! Anyway after having their asses handed to them we all lounged and had a coupla more brewskies and a coupla shots of Ye Ol Tequila and a coupla more brewskies after that. Eventually we decided to get out of there and go to Rosebank. Keyes avenue baby! It seems to be the joint nowadays innit?I got a call from my bud Emkay who said she was throwing a bit of a shindig at Rubicon. I was like fuck yeah, I'll be there! Been a while since I've been to a place that plays those beats that you wana hear ALL NIGHT. Well played Emkizzle! Gathered the posie and came through rolling thick!Saw a coupla peeps I havent seen in a while like Tall Loy. Yessus bra, if you get anymore rowdy than you is then I feel it's my right to tell you that you are campainging for a red card. Okay maybe not red, but a strong yellow. HAHA, just playin dawg!So I'm chilling trying to get a drink or what not and Coco wasnt wasting no time and going straight for the kill. Think you slick eh mu'phucka? Dont sweat it cause...
...I'm right behind your ass. Cant have just one finger dipping into the sugar can we? Dont ask me what I was doing with my finger there. But I swear my pinky wasn't stinky. Pwomise!Peto, Rheef and Emkay in the heezy, taking it eezy! Thanks again for the hook up Emkeezy.Me and The Soul Brother laying back in the cut in this bitch! People keep telling me that I have really big eyes. I dont get it. Really I dont. Coco and T in cold lamp pose. Jezzir!Yo look, if you were to come up to me and ask me why I was holding this glass I would say "Udunno". Honestly. I was so twisted and I hope to gawd that I didnt buy this myself cause it would explain why I'm broke while I'm writing this post today. Anyway, I guess in the name of fun I was sippin on some of that Yak. That's cognac to you sohn! And I guess I can see how those BEE cats start acting like real morons when they start sipping on the yak. I cant tell you why but all of a sudden I had a really loud laugh, making suggestitive gestures and generally acting very muntish as soon as I started holding that glass. I dont know what got into me. And for anyone who was forced to bare witness to that, I apologise. At least I know that it makes for a classic pose though. I look like I'm mid-tune doing and Isaac Hayes track or sumin' and Liv is right along wit me! LOL!Geezy wasnt far behind either. And Coco...well I dont know what the hell he's doing. T I'm sure was just thinking "What the phuck is up with these cats?" and if you asked us then or if you ask me now, I wouldnt be able to tell ya. Yet another classic pose.
I have no idea why we were all so phucken happy! I guess it was just one of those nights innit? And mind you the liks were flowing pretty heavily that night too.Strike a pose beeyatch! So we kinda got tired of the place we were at and decided to bounce. Actually I'm lying, we were having so much fun that we didnt notice that the place was closing. So we kinda got kicked out of the place. At about 5 inna morn with nowhere to go to, we decided to go to my place and get more drinks and continue the party.

Second post coming soon...