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Greetings! My name is Suavé and I'm an alcoholic.

Okay I'm not really but that sounds like a cool intro. Yeah once again I'm back in this bitch to gooi a bit of an update as to what is the goings of late in the streets of Cape Town. So at the moment I'm currently on holiday so I'm trying to get myself a little gig on the side. Now get this shit right I went for some gig that was SUPPOSED to be in an office but instead I got slipped off like slavery to Stellenbosch. Now if you dont know Stellies is a good 50Kays outta town. So I get there and these sonzabitches want me to go door-to-door selling 258 piece crayon set that comes with the most evil looking, satanistic cackling witch toy for free. Can you believe that shit? I looked at them and told them to kick my natural brown eye! This is the kinda stuff movies are made out of and I was living that shit.Yo I could go on and on bout this but lets get into on another day.

5th Floor Live


So this a pic that I found at my momz place of me when I was a wee-one. I'm not sure how old I was here maybe 8? It's so weird going through old albums of yourself and seeing yourself when you were mad young. It's all good tho, I was still killing the girls even in Primary schol. Chesa boy! HAHA!

Moving along so if you remember I had a banner up on the site bout 5th Floor performing live. Anyway I'm sure its been a good coupla years since these guys have actually gigged. So this is the place and the support wasnt too bad at all on the night. the peeps came out in their numbers.

The fella's kickin back before the show started. Oh and in case you didnt know who they were lemme give you a proper formal introduction:

There's Melz aka SOS aka Son Of The Soul

Then Sneed aka Camo

My big brother Casual aka KasualT (like casualty...get it?) and Snipaon the right there with the streetfight hat on.


And Jay aka Sparkz. The list actually goes on and one but not everybody was there to throw down.


PS - If you down to cop an album holla at a bruva yeah? It's good shit.

Anyway Martymar was MCing for the evening and he held it down. Kept the crowd in check and shit.

And then we were all treated to a nice suprise performance by Vicky. My gawd can this woman sing! Jeezus! I swear if she plays her cards right she could very easily go big on the South African market. For real!


The crowd was really enjoying it.

More crowd pics. Remember I said the ladies came out in their support...

...and they did. GangstaG and Emkay in the mix!
Rosy and her friend where also parlayin in the cut and shit.

And Big Man Penada aka The Simple Guy was there too. HAHA, this cat is so funny! We were hanging out the other day and had just consumed like a bunch of litres of beer between the five of us all he kept saying was: "Me, I'm a simple guy. I dont want much outta life". Doesnt sound so funny now but it was hilarious when we were hanging.

And the Retro Girl was there too. Apparently she used to have a blog too but tha disappeared into thin air. It was quite entertaining.

As always I was hanging wit me Julie. She says the show was good which is a good thing cause she can be very picky bout her music. So if that's anything to go by then maybe you should listen to it too. So if you want a copy holla!

Now this is one crazy ass dude. He's from Canada and shit and everytime I bump into this cat its all bout orgies and all typsa crazy talk. He's always got me in stitches whenever I hang wit him. Pity he's left tho...

Awwwww

The Gnagsta Unit saw in full effect too. Haha, check out Stefoner's face! Good times.

I really dig this pic, dont really know why but it's a dopie.

Kayrab parlayin in the cut.

I wont lie to you I have no idea what the hell was going on here. I'm guessing the robot maybe? Haha, pretty odd innit?

Heheheheheheheheee.

Oh yeah I remember Yang was giving us all these little pink markings above the eye and I really have no idea why. After a while pretty much every one in the club had one. I dont know what she was celebrating but it was kinda weird to me.

See, even Ant has one. Yeah the night was good and we got down after the performance and had a good time. I think they even threw us out cause we were the last people there. Holleration to the 5th for the good night!

The Streetz

You know the one thing I have come to appreciate about being a student is being able to just hang out in the streets at like weird times. Okay maybe their not that weird but if you work in an office chances are you'll never see Muslims praying at Mosque on Friday afternoon. I've known about it for years and this was the first time I saw it with my eyes.

Or even seeing striking workers is a rare thing.

And for some reason this guy decided to blast that thing into my ear. Like thats gonna make things any better. I've always wondered what the fuck people are doing when I go to a store on a random weekday afternoon and its full of people. Guess I'm one of them now.

The Vac Break

So as you can guess I'm currently on my vac right now and I aint doing shit. So me Julie and her friends were throwing a party to celebrate the beginning of a long winter. The party was cool but it only made it better that it was...

...my birthday! Woohoo! Halala Suavé. Ke tswere shampayni, ke tswere shampayne! Siya celebrayta!

This girl is so sweet, she was the host for the evening and she wasnt wasting anytime and started getting down and dirty.

This is one on me Julie's friends Phoenix. She is a super cool. Rock star in training!

And these are a coupla other friends of me Julie's. I'm not going to try come up with clever names for htem cause I really dont know who they are. Except the girl on the right.

Aw, cute!

So anyway we were still gettin down and people were talking their shit...

...and drinking that Shampayne.

And then squishing up the cheekses for the camera.

Dont froget it. Like my old boy Rick James says: It's a celebrations bitches. Enjoy yourself HAHAHA!

It was fun, them girls is crazy

Birthday Celebrations

So I have this funny thing of not wanting to celbrate my birthday. Not that I'm being weird about it or anything but I just dont really think that it's a big deal or anything. Anyway, me Julie thought that was a bit strange and convinced me to actually do it proper. So I decided to do a little something at a place called Beleza but weirdly enough there was another guy I mnet who's birthday was on the same day. One thing led to another and he was doing his thing at the exact same place. Funny how things work innit?

So we spent the day at Meeshee's place hanging out and talking shit.

Notice too that we all have a cup in our hands. Note: Always do your drinking before you go out that way you save a whole lot of money. Write that down!

That's Tabz there in the back wit the cheezy smile. And Meeshee in the front.

Good enough angle babe? HAHA!

This is the crew looking fierce! Work it grrrlz! So I've decided to call them the Killa Army. For reasons that are pretty damn obvious.

I cant get over how rad this chick is. And I dig the shirt too.

So anyway we eventually got to the place and this is it. Pretty nifty looking spot I must say.

And the fella's were already there.

And so what my boy Matt. Fuck me and this guiy go way back. I met him when we were rookie yes-men at an evil corporation. That was a real kak time!

The galz were out in the numbers.

So check out the awesome skill. You cant even tell that I'm taking the pic. Cause I got dem looong hands. Yeah boy! And I dig these typa pics too.

This is Boogie. She's also part of the killa army.

I dont know why but I really dig this pic. They look like they just got busted doing something they shouldnt have.

We all know what birthdays call for right? Thats right: TEQUILA! I'm not that old yet, my stomach can still take it.

Somebodies having a good time!

I swear if these two werent together you'd swear from this pic that this would be a rather worrysome photo.

Some of the gals that were there. Dont ask caus eI also dont know them, I was just the camera guy.

HAHA!

Fella's had smiles all round.

Parlaying in the cut!

Chesa gal! I know a guy is not supposed to go on about this but she is a hottie. I sometimes cant believe it myself. Phew!

Dude, check out my face. HAHA! Looks like someone tried to stick a finger up my ass. HAHA!

Okay now this I remember. I remember this being the point when I lost all control of my body, memory included. Just look at my eyes yo. It's like they all squint like n shit staring into the distance for no apparent reason. But I dont care. Cause it was my birthday!

And she has a rather large part to play in me getting that way. I was getting so liqoured cause she kepty gooing me wit shot every half an hour to make sure I celebrate right. I didnt even know her but she was so sweet. Thanks again anonymous lady!

HAHA, some dont want to be seen.

This is me Julie's cousin who she randomly bumped into at a party the day before. She has a very interesting take on life I tell ya.HAHA, this guy in the middle is sofa king funny. He's the owner of the place but he';s got a sailor's tongue. But I'm sure he was happy that night cause he's never seen his spot so full in his life. HAHA!

Some of the other girls that were there. Dont bother cause I dont know them either.

Hee hee hee

And I was pretty sloshed come the end of the evening. But you know how I do. Still Keepin it Gangsta!

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