25 July 2006

Taking It Easy

Okay I will not even begin to suggest how lowly and easy my weekend was. It was, plainly, dull. Mind you this did not deter me from getting a little bit intoxicated as per usual. Yay yay! Okay so I woke up about 12 on Saturday, from a massive headache from the previous night. The Roogy came thru and was all like: "Yo I'm going to have drinks with Cakes in Rosebank. Are you down?". Well ya'll know me. Who am I to say no?

So went thru to the Nescafe joint at the Zone. DUDE, I've haven't been to a place that is so aesthetically pleasing in a while. I mean you'd swear the chicks are there to get their big break and be discovered. Cause damn, they come thru dressed nice looking good. Dang!
Cakes getting his Banana Daquiri on. So realise that this was about 2 in the afternoon, I had not yet eaten(for what I dont know!) and I was getting my cocktail thing on. So Cakes drops the dime that there is a 2 for 1 special in the afternoon in...wait for it....MELVILLE. Everytime I keep trying to get out, it just pulls me back in. Curses. Anyway...
...since I was a passenger I couldnt really come out and be all against the idea, unless I wanted to walk home. So there we were. And I was fucked. I think I got thru about 10 cocktails by the time we were done.
The Rock and Tam came thru too to see what the gonzo was. can you see the level of concentration? The decisions...the decisions.
Yup, we got twisted and somehow the Rock started making the faces. Yeah I have my Gangstarr faces, he has...well...you judge for yourself. HAHA! Twaz getting a bit late and it was time to go. So we get into the ride and the Roogy tell me that the wipers on his ride have just concked out. I look up and the clouds are the dark bluish colour and grumbling like a kids stomach after a bag of sweets. PHUCK
...yo, I've never had a phucken rush like that in a while. I was driving in the phucken rain with no fucken window wipers. That is something I dont suggest anybody do. I was shitting myself...
...but I still managed to keep it Gangstarr! HAHAH!
Anyway got to the crib to phola myself a bit. Little did I remember that I had promised Liv Luv to go to a play with her out at the civic theatre. I'm not one to cancel dates at the last minute so went thru.
Some people about to watch a play. I figured it out though. When I'm out in the mix on a Saturday night ripping shit apart in the streets, this is what old people do. Ive always wondered what the hell they do on Saturdays. This is it.
Took a sneak pic from the hip of inside the theatre. The play was crap so we decided to bounce early and go to Fuel Cafe...
... to get a drink. Liv Luv was very happy with that idea...
...and so was I.
While I was there a did a spot check on the floor and saw the hot femanina's on the floor. There was a girl in a pink cap that I could swear I recognised but couldnt put my finger on...

...hey what do you know, it's Buzz! Twaz apparently a coupla people's birthday in one night and she was the organiser. Yup, I give her props. I heard that the party was quite jiggy eventually. I unfortunately was a bit too tired to even consider staying for another drink. After the day I had all I needed was a bed. Which is exactly what I did.

Easy

21 July 2006

Dinner For Three

Yeah, so last night I went to an event a friend of mine invited me to. Man, that shit was super sool. So let me give a bit of background, so the deal is we went through to a place called 96 out in Fourways or something. Very jiggy spot I might add. We basically went for dinner and drinks but wait, there is a twist, we were actually going to take pics for a magazine cover. Whoo Hoo! Well not a real magazine cover, but a cover nonetheless. Not making sense? Just scroll...
So Twiggle's little Sis was in town from Cape Town so we decided to all roll as a posse. Show her a bit of a good time. You know, like you do.
Once again bumped into Ms DSL. Yeah Okay I know, I was caught off guard and the flash went off while I was looking at her uhm....lips. Yeah I was looking at the lips. Yup I know, cold busted! But damn dude you cant blame a brother can you?
Twiggle was getting all excited when he saw the gear and the accessories and shit. To be honest wit you I was excited myself. I mean it's a great theme for a party, and an awesome idea. The theme for the shoot was Retro/70's so you know what that means...
...Big Pimping! What it is jive turkey! Can you dig it?
Thanks for the hook-up Blackmomma! You are the bestest best in whole world!
So we did the shoot and this is how it came out. Suave, Ice Cream Princess and SweetTooth CandyPimp laying back in the cut. Damn dude, now that's Pimping if I say so myself! All I need is a cane and leather platforms and I'm good to go! And a proper shout out to the the CandyPimp and The Ice-Cream Princess. Ya'll held it down too!
We ate we drank we were merry. I proper came with an appetite and was sorted out. See the best way to a black man's heart is through his stomach. I tell you all you need to do is feed me and fuck me. I'll be yours forever!

The name's Foxxy Cleopatra you jive turkey!

Noice one DSL! You can arrest me anyday!

Now that's how you represent! Peace and love man. Yeah!

Mental note: I need to get a better fucken camera. I cant be having so many shitty looking photo's!

Yeah MXO was also in the mix...

...with his partner in crime. Sorry dude, I forgot the name but I'm sure you understand though.

And Flabba-gastin! So we decided to bounce cause I mean it is a school night after all. But I forgot that I was rolling with the Twiggle and he is the king of convincing! That motherfucker can sells ice to an eskimo! So...

...after much delibaration we eventually ended up in Melville to meets up with The Ice-Cream Princesses peeps. I dislike Melville but I tend to end up there more often than I like. Phuck. So I'm minding mind own business and next thing you know, I take a look around...

...and somehow ended up at the local weave-a-thon. I shall say no more. Dude, Trancesky is a weird place I tell you. For some reason I felt like I had walked into the twilight zone or some shit. Cats' with mohawks, wearing gloves at night and shit and really REALLY tight jeans. See the chap in the yellow in the back there? Ummm...yeah. But rest easy he was not the only one tho.

Anyway saw the Mini Mogul who I aint seen in freacking ages! Phuck I tried taking so many pics of her but she just kept hiding her face. Yeah you shaisty, but I'm goinsta get you I pwomise!

What did I tell ya? Think you slick huh? Nyehehehehehe!!!